Where the Hell was MikeH ????

[Bearly Flying]

A subject discussed at Great Length in the Kuskanax Parking lots was, "Where the Hell is MikeH".........

Detailed discussions were held with the Ontario Riding Contingent and an Unnamed FZ-6 Rider to determine the Top Ten Reasons Mike didn't Show. (Please Add your own, if I missed any)

10: He couldn't keep up with Penny and didn't want to slow her down......

9: He started talking to Someone just before they were supposed to leave, and hasn't finished yet.......

8: He bought My old GPS, and is lost somewhere on a dirt road in West Virginia.....

7: One of his Training wheels was flat........

6: He thinks the edge of the Earth is at the Ontario/Manitoba border......

5: Penny grounded Him, She just won't tell us why.......

4: Being an Ex Racer, He's only used to riding around in circles, and hasn't made it out of his neighborhood....

3: Heading West across the Country you gain an hour with each timezone, He figured he was getting old quick enough without that.....

2: He can't make it out of Ontario without getting his Bike impounded........

And the Number ONE reason we came up with......

1: He had an appointment with His Hair Stylist......... unk:

 

[FJRay]

Very good Don. :yahoo:

 

[odot]

He's french canadien and there's no way he's showing up at a war zone.

 

[dabayliner]

Maybe he forgot where he parked the Bike...

Maybe Penny said he couldn't come out to play with the Hooligans....

 

[SouthernCruizer]

Kudos to reason #8...what a buddy!! LOL

:yahoo:

 

[BwanaDik]

9: He started talking to Someone Anyone nearby just before they were supposed to leave, and hasn't finished yet.......

Fixed it

 

[user 6393]

9: He started talking to Someone Anyone nearby just before they were supposed to leave, and hasn't finished yet.......

Fixed it

+1 *LMAO*

 

[luvtoride]

9: He started talking to Someone Anyone nearby just before they were supposed to leave, and hasn't finished yet.......

Fixed it

Now, that right there is some funny shit!

 

[Bustanut joker]

#8. After watching him last year try an' find out how to get two miles to his Hotel room (and not laughing too hard I might add) I think his GPS hates him again

Then again he did break a few things trying to get here FJR, Miota, Blazer...

:jester:

 

[madmike2]

I thought he was just to old and out of shape to get his leg over the FJR.

Besides, he's used to riding the "toy".

Annndddd....it was really nice to talk with Penny without interjections interruptions! :rofl:

 

[Toecutter]

He probably went to the WEC, after tiring of calling people out who wouldn't step up....

 

[wheatonFJR]

Who's MikeH...and why wasn't he at CFR so I could meet 'im?

 

[odot]

Who's MikeH...and why wasn't he at CFR so I could meet 'im?

That right there is a very good question.

 

[madmike2]

Mike-H is Penny's (Flying Monkey Girl) "bitch-boy". I saw it written in the parking area @ Park City.

Y'know, if the truth be known, he really didn't want to try and keep up with Pen. Those impound fees get expensive!

:rofl:

 

[gypsy]

Wheaton this would be the infamous Mike and the method in which Penny marks her territory. Sorry ladies!!

gypsy

 

[odot]

Finally, a name matched to a bald head.

edit: I can never tell you baldies apart from one another.

 

[madmike2]

Finally, a name matched to a bald head.



edit: I can never tell you baldies apart from one another.

He reminds me of Uncle Fester....which helps costume/mask shopping at Halloween.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Geez Mike yer right!

All we need is old Michael's photoshop skillz to add a bit of darkness under the eyes..

Funny, the guy isn't here defending hisself?

:jester:

 

[madmike2]

Geez Mike yer right! All we need is old Michael's photoshop skillz to add a bit of darkness under the eyes..

Funny, the guy isn't here defending hisself?

:jester:

Neither is/was Old Michael.

I've got a picture for them.........

..................wait for it.................

Here it is, you hoser losers:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: