Why is Santa so Jolly?

[marcusorelius]

Caught these two in the act yesterday at the Mother road BBQ. Caption this one Ho Ho Ho....

 

[HotRodZilla]

"Now, THAT'S a candy cane!!"

 

[Craigar]

She decided to go naughty this year.

 

[wnyfjr]

"Nobody likes a skinny Santa..."

 

[UHOH]

She decided to go naughty this year.

... and seen at my local watering hole.

 

[Knifemaker]

Why doesn't Santa have any kids?

Because......

He only comes once a year, and when he does it's in a chimney.......

 

[HotRodZilla]

Santa is so jolly, because he knows where all the naughty girls live!!

 

[mech 1 twa]

He only has to work 1 day a year.