Recent content by thegunslinger

Please tell me the people in the audience did NOT know what was going on when they sat down. :dribble:

And I thought the punchline would be that he set it on the floor and his dog crapped on it :o .

Excellent! You made coffee come outta my nose!

A couple years back I had the misfortune of having two blowouts happen beside me in the same day. I'd left Wisconsin in the early morning heading for New York. As I was going through Chicago the truck ahead to my right blew an outside dual. I had a Jersey barrier to my left and close traffic...

Great stuff, moto-journalist in the making

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I can get it for $417 for a 12 bottle case. :P

12 year old scotch? Are you daft man? My feejer would start ticking and prolly shut down if I tried to load anything less than an 18 year old bottle in the saddlebag. :blink:

My guess is that you can't go an hour on 6.6 gallons at 150. I did 108 miles in 48 minutes and it took 6.2 gallons to top off the tank.

You've been pulled over for doing more than a little over the posted limit and the young trooper asks, "aren't you a little long in the tooth to be riding one of these and going that fast?" He shakes his head and starts walking towards his car, over his shoulder he says "Slow it down Grandpa"...

Might be, I'm taking the FJR to Yellowknife sometime in June, and then heading for the states on the Wing in July. Always up for a weekend ride if I'm in town. I've ridden to Anc. just to have Breakfast at Gwenny's and then come home on a Saturday.

Wadda puss!! Jesus, I can't believe he has the balls to even ride a bike,it's all relative guess,never mind, he's biker.