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  1. FJRottie

    Selling Crack

    Duuuh, why doan I jus give ya a ride...what could happen.. Ya Ya...Ya Ya...that sounds good... . . . . . . . . . Careful, this may cause blindness . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :blink: :rolleyes:
  2. FJRottie

    Shovellin' it

    So...I get an actual explanation as to the cause of, excessive exhaust valve guide wear. If you have an 06 or newer, don't worry, nothing to see here. :blink: :rolleyes: :glare: :assassin: That is the customer service answer in the GWN on why it happened. Just thought I would post it...
  3. FJRottie

    Red Friday

    Bike, Car, Truck, Bus Rally in honour of fallen soldiers. https://www.redfridays.ca/rdr/
  4. FJRottie

    Employee hiring

    The following is an excerpt from the July 1943 issue of Transportation Magazine. It was a guide for hiring women. This was serious and written for male supervisors of women in the workforce during World War II Pick young married women. They usually have more of a sense of responsibility than...
  5. FJRottie

    2007 and 2008

    Yamaha For 2006 & 2007 - "the rear brake pedal activates two rear pistons and the other two front pistons—for balanced anti-lock braking in all conditions" Then, Yamaha says this for 2008 - "the rear brake pedal activates one rear piston and the other two front pistons—for balanced anti-lock...
  6. FJRottie

    Ordering Tires

    Looking for info from anyone who has successfully ordered tires up from the US. I know of M A W (thanks fossilrider) and Ayers. Anyone used them or know of others that ship to us Canucks with little or no hassle??
  7. FJRottie

    Little Rock, Arkansas

    Just looking for someone living around that area. Have follow up questions.
  8. FJRottie

    Nevada in January

    Just wondering from those who live in Nevada and in Kalifakeia (Cali), Temps in January, etc. I'm looking/hoping to be riding around there mid Jan. Anything I should be concerned with? Temps are around 60-65??
  9. FJRottie

    David Blaine

    A funny spoof with New Street Magic. If you have even seen him on TV this is funny.
  10. FJRottie

    Drive Thru ATM

    New ATM Procedures A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing...
  11. FJRottie

    Insurance Companies

    First let me say $#%^ @#$* !%^*!! So, it is that time of year to shop around, and some companies won't insure me because of my little kid. or my bike. Seriously, what gives. Even though my little boy may stomp you if you violate my family, FJR, or house, he is the nicest, friendliest and...
  12. FJRottie

    Bill Gates vs GM

    I don't remember seeing this one before so... Gates vs. GM For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and...
  13. FJRottie

    Toronto Owners

    I see more and more FJR owners from TO. Is there a reputable dealer in the GTA that everyone is going to? (Snow City or Cycle World maybe) What say you?
  14. FJRottie

    Withdrawals

    I am bored and tired of ATVs and finally found a fix for not being able to rid the Feej in the winter. It is no sled, but it is fun as hell. The wife really wants to learn to ride..Finally!!!!..so she has one to learn on, and I have one to follow her. Yeah....an excuse to add one to the...
  15. FJRottie

    Office Dares

    ONE-POINT DARES 1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. 2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. 3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way". 4. Walk sideways...
  16. FJRottie

    Closest to stock

    Since the annual, "What should Yamaha do?" thread has started, I was wondering who is happiest out of the box? I have done very little to my 04; Heli Risers Top Gun Bar Ends NEP Throttle lock Grip Puppies TOGs Tanji Heel Guards Pillion Foot Shields Cox Radiator Guard Hyper-Lites MCL...
  17. FJRottie

    A few shorties

    A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, "A wet pussy always makes a cock happy." Two old men were sitting in a bar. One said to the other, "If I die first I want you to pour a 5th of whiskey on my grave every year on my birthday?"...
  18. FJRottie

    BMW dealership

    A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little...
  19. FJRottie

    Product Warnings

    PRODUCT WARNINGS Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products: Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. Packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may...
  20. FJRottie

    Tis warm out

    So anyone still riding in S or SE On / W or SW PQ. The temp are quite warm. I just came back home a week ago and could not believe this. Saw a few bikes the other day. I may just take mine out of storage after the holiday festivities are over. But then of course, it will snow. Thu - High 5...
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