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A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

 
Reminds me of a story my grandmother used to tell:

Seems that the first time she and my grandfather were intimate, she accidentally passed gas. Embarrassed, all she could mumble was "excuse me".

Without breaking stride, my grandfather responded: "That's alright, baby, I usually make 'em shit."

 
Old beemer joke. Whats the difference between a cactus and a bmw. The bmw has pricks on the inside.

No insult intended for bmw owners, just a joke.

 
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