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    WTB Gen 1 Canyon Cage or similar

    Looking for engine guards. Hoping some one is parting or defarkling a first gen and can save a few bucks. It appears that R-Garza is all that is currently available for gen 1s and aren't bad at $200, but I'm a frugal (cheap!) bastard. Thanks, Jim You can reply here or text 509-833-5245
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    Torque loss after service.

    I'm wondering if anyone has had a similar occurrence and can give me some ideas about where to look for a fix. Took my '05 in for routine valve clearance check, had them change to the updated cam chain tensioner, new plugs, coolant flush, and throttle body sync. No change was required on valve...
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    Ethanol free petition

    https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petiti ... e/lhq1qgW4 WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO: Keep ethanol-free gas widely available. Many car, boat, motorcycle, aircraft and other internal combustion engines require ethanol-free fuel, E0, to run properly. E0 gasoline is becoming a scarce...
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    Interesting CL find

    I came across this in the local (Yakima) craigslist. https://yakima.craigslist.org/mcy/3066177959.html Seems to be a predecessor of the Super Tenere. I'm not in love with the styling, but it looks like a pretty cool bike otherwise. I'd go check it out if I had any fun tickets available. I'd...
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    Red Light Camera

    I arrive home from work, today, check the mail and what do I find but a Notice of Infraction from the fine City of Lynnwood for a supposed red light violation. Except on the date and time listed I was at work here in Yakima and my bike was snug in my garage. The picture on the notice was...
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    Super Tenere Party - Desert Valley P'sports

    Just found this on Craigslist...Thought others in the area might be interested. https://yakima.craigslist.org/mcd/2167687860.html I hope the weather's good enough to ride down.
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    A dog story

    An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house her neighbours dog whilst the neighbours went on their holidays. The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a bitch that was in 'heat' and the neighbours dog was a male. Nevertheless she had a large house and she...
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    Different preferences in poetry

    WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be...
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    New job!!

    WHEW!!! Finally, found a new job. :yahoo: And one that looks like a good match. Interviewed yesterday and hired today. I'm the new Materials Management Liaison for CubCrafters, here in Yakima, WA. CubCrafters is an aircraft rebuilder and manufacturer, essentially carrying on where Piper...
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    Oregon Raceway Park - open house

    Rode down to Grass Valley, OR, today for ORP's open house. WOW!!! What a track! I think it will prove to be quite challenging....experience there will almost certainly be very advantageous. Lots of blind corners and a nice mix of slower and faster corners. Got a bunch of laps at very slow...
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    forum theme song? - slightly NWS

    https://www.lala.com/song/1657606189860794462 Hope the link works....fun song from a talented guy. No offense intended to any and all real bastards out there.
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    The Mistress

    A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh,"...
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    Medicare sex

    An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us make love?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When...
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    The nurse

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath........... ""Nurse"", he mumbles, from behind the mask...
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    Morning sex

    She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or...
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    Quick wit

    If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility... Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'...
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    Hate your job?

    When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your local pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and...
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    Political correctness

    Political Correctness ...... Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore . HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE...
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    BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH

    A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw...
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    a little tax humor

    The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm...
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