a guy and his wife were arguing over what type of new vehicle to buy. He wanted a truck and she insisted on something that would go from 0 to 180 in three seconds. He bought her a bathroom scale!
This just in: This joke is used and I thought it was brand spanking new. Thanks to the fellow with the short arms for catching this. And, in less than one minute, I might add. I have inadvertantly plagiarized it and will find out when I actually heard it. I guess I will have to check my briefs.
This just in: This joke is used and I thought it was brand spanking new. Thanks to the fellow with the short arms for catching this. And, in less than one minute, I might add. I have inadvertantly plagiarized it and will find out when I actually heard it. I guess I will have to check my briefs.
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