Irish Nuns - Show 'Em Your Cross...

Irish Nuns

SHOW 'EM YOUR CROSS...

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car in Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross."

So Sister Mary Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin' wankers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!"

Sister Mary Margaret looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?!"

Would it be rude to point out a spelling and/or error in punctuation?

Old Guy said:

Would it be rude to point out a spelling and/or error in punctuation?

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OK. You win.

beemerdons said:

Irish Nuns
SHOW 'EM YOUR CROSS...

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car in Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross."

So Sister Mary Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin' wankers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!"

Sister Mary Margaret looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?!"

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Never mind,

JSNS

I like it.

Fontanaman said:

I like it.

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Yup.

--G

escapefjrtist said:

Fontanaman said:

I like it.

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Yup.

--G

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Yup +2

I loved it, but the penguins that taught at my school I wouldn't want to see their tits.

Old Guy said:

Would it be rude to point out a spelling and/or error in punctuation?

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I think the "error in punctuation" is the whole point of the humour, and clearly illustrates why getting it right is highly desirable if the writer's meaning is to be understood by the reader. Verbally it shows why enunciation is equally important. IM(NS)HO, "you're" should be pronounced "ewer" not "yore". It does, after all, stand for "you are". (It's been a long time since I last went out on my bike, so I'm just a little crotchety.)

mcatrophy said:

Old Guy said:

Would it be rude to point out a spelling and/or error in punctuation?

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I think the "error in punctuation" is the whole point of the humour, and clearly illustrates why getting it right is highly desirable if the writer's meaning is to be understood by the reader. Verbally it shows why enunciation is equally important. IM(NS)HO, "you're" should be pronounced "ewer" not "yore". It does, after all, stand for "you are". (It's been a long time since I last went out on my bike, so I'm just a little crotchety.)

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Do I really have to say that I knew that and was only kidding?

juniorfjr said:

I loved it, but the penguins that taught at my school I wouldn't want to see their tits.

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So they don't all look like an SI Swimsuit model?

wheatonFJR said:

juniorfjr said:

I loved it, but the penguins that taught at my school I wouldn't want to see their tits.

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So they don't all look like an SI Swimsuit model?

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I wouldn't be surprised is some of them do.

Fly Bye said:

wheatonFJR said:

juniorfjr said:

I loved it, but the penguins that taught at my school I wouldn't want to see their tits.

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So they don't all look like an SI Swimsuit model?

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I wouldn't be surprised is some of them do.

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For Fly Bye and wheatonFJR, being Irish Catholic: I'm going straight to Hell for this one (not even a "slow down" in Purgatory!). JSNS, Damned!

Old Guy said:

mcatrophy said:

Old Guy said:

Would it be rude to point out a spelling and/or error in punctuation?

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I think the "error in punctuation" is the whole point of the humour, and clearly illustrates why getting it right is highly desirable if the writer's meaning is to be understood by the reader. Verbally it shows why enunciation is equally important. IM(NS)HO, "you're" should be pronounced "ewer" not "yore". It does, after all, stand for "you are". (It's been a long time since I last went out on my bike, so I'm just a little crotchety.)

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Do I really have to say that I knew that and was only kidding?

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Papa Chuy Viejo certainly knew that you were only kidding Old Guy, You and rushes from Dean Springs are our two smartest and sharpest Arkies on the FJR Forum! Well actually OG, I think that Russ and you are the only two Arkies here! jes' sayin' and nuff said, Go Razorbacks!

beemerdons said:

Old Guy said:

mcatrophy said:

Old Guy said:

Would it be rude to point out a spelling and/or error in punctuation?

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I think the "error in punctuation" is the whole point of the humour, and clearly illustrates why getting it right is highly desirable if the writer's meaning is to be understood by the reader. Verbally it shows why enunciation is equally important. IM(NS)HO, "you're" should be pronounced "ewer" not "yore". It does, after all, stand for "you are". (It's been a long time since I last went out on my bike, so I'm just a little crotchety.)

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Do I really have to say that I knew that and was only kidding?

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Papa Chuy Viejo certainly knew that you were only kidding Old Guy, You and rushes from Dean Springs are our two smartest and sharpest Arkies on the FJR Forum! Well actually OG, I think that Russ and you are the only two Arkies here! jes' sayin' and nuff said, Go Razorbacks!

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Thanks. I feel much better now.

My friend, having Don call you smart is high praise indeed!

wheatonFJR said:

My friend, having Don call you smart is high praise indeed!

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Even if was only compared to other Arkies? Cool!