beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Two Irish nuns in London were sitting at traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulled up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who
we are - show them you're cross." So, Sister Immaculata rolls down her
window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin' wankers, before I come over
there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Immaculata then looks back at the Mother Superior and asks,
"Was that cross enough?"
"Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who
we are - show them you're cross." So, Sister Immaculata rolls down her
window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin' wankers, before I come over
there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Immaculata then looks back at the Mother Superior and asks,
"Was that cross enough?"
