Recent content by Grumpy

You won't find me wearing anything other than a full coverage!

Changing the stock headligh lamps is a problem? Hahahahahahaha Wait till you have to change the lamps in the headlight cluster!!! Gotta take the front of the motorcycle off!! Now that's a PITA. HID's, no thanks, I tried that one and got tired of the piss poor Chinese quality on both the ballasts...

No one has mentioned these..... "EAR soft Grippers".... 31db and they will stay where you put them. Comfortable enough to wear everyday for a month as I did in NZ the month of December of '08. The old lady, Snow White, also wore them for a month and she has very small ear cannals. I always roll...

70 here

Fail to see the humor. Looks about right to me!

You're welcome!

My daughter used to regularly remind me that she would be the one who would be picking my rest home! It could happen to you?

Howie needs to eat more food as bad as I do!

It wouldn't have been nasty if you didn't make me follow you down all those dirt roads!!

Picky,I know, but 2 gallons of gasoline is 12 #

Bought my wife an industrial strength shredder and am certain that'll keep me out of the doghouse!

The title had me wondering if I might qualify as a Geezer, Retiree or Reprobate, but alas after examining the post, I can only qualify as a Pensoner. Guess the really old people are in the Southwest?

After a 60 mph crash I found, thanks to Mr. Ashe, a man who repaired the cover. When he finished you couldn't even tell it had been in a crash. I assure you that the sliders are no protection to the alternator housing. Take a look at many of the engines for sale on Ebay and you'll see that many...

Loved the joke, but after 47 years of marriage, I can't imagine being single. My only advice is to marry your best friend of the opposite sex.

While the booze definately lowers the BP, I think you'll have a hard time consuming it 24 hours a day and remaining functional. Additionally, repeated drinking actually increases the BP long haul. Pain and pain meds also increase BP. I've been fighting BP most of my life and am currently on 4...