rbentnail
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I'm surprised that Harley Davidson hasn't produced a special edition officially licensed and endorsed child's toy called "Mr. Potato-Potato Head."
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rbentnail
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Uncle Hud is so old that when the young lady asked if he wanted to have super sex he said, "I'll take the soup."
Uncle Hud
Just another blob of protoplasm using up your oxyg
I'm a newlywed and .... well, I'm not sure exactly how to respond. Maybe like this: "Soup" is now the correct answer if any young lady -- other than my wife -- asks that question.
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SacramentoMike
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It's a never-ending problem, isn't it, Hud?
rbentnail
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Uncle Hud
Just another blob of protoplasm using up your oxyg
Not to worry, Russ. I haven't take much seriously since I got off that sub.
HotRodZilla
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Rbentnail, I'm glad your having fun amusing yourself. At least I'm laughing.
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HuskyRider
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I'll try again. Hopefully this isn't a re-post
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An ole boy who lived in Georgia went with his wife to the hospital so she could deliver their baby.
After a couple of hours, the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, your wife had quintuplets. You 5 big baby boys."
The redneck answered, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney."
The nurse replied, "Well, you might to consider getting that thing cleaned. They are all black."
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An ole boy who lived in Georgia went with his wife to the hospital so she could deliver their baby.
After a couple of hours, the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, your wife had quintuplets. You 5 big baby boys."
The redneck answered, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney."
The nurse replied, "Well, you might to consider getting that thing cleaned. They are all black."
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Uncle Hud
Just another blob of protoplasm using up your oxyg
juniorfjr
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Uncle Hud
Just another blob of protoplasm using up your oxyg
No harm in the re-post, really.
I was surprised last year when I read Poolboytoo's joke because it was so customized for South Carolina -- where I grew up. When you posted yours, the SC connection made me remember the earlier posting.
HuskyRider
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A young woman went to her doctor afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . a green spot on the inside of each.
"They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse."
The doctor assured her he'd get to the bottom of the problem, and told her not to worry until the tests came back.
A few days later, the woman's phone rang. Much to her relief, it was the doctor. She immediately begged to know what was causing the spots.
The doctor said, "You're perfectly healthy. There's no problem. But, I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"
The woman stammered then said, "Why, yes, he is."
"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."
"They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse."
The doctor assured her he'd get to the bottom of the problem, and told her not to worry until the tests came back.
A few days later, the woman's phone rang. Much to her relief, it was the doctor. She immediately begged to know what was causing the spots.
The doctor said, "You're perfectly healthy. There's no problem. But, I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"
The woman stammered then said, "Why, yes, he is."
"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."
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