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[SIZE=14pt]Dear Tech Support:[/SIZE]

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that

the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of

space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now

monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,

Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my

favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 ,

but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.....

____________ _________ _________ _______

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]

This is a very common problem that men complain about.>

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is

just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING

SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also

impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is

impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once

installed.

[SIZE=14pt]You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not[/SIZE]

allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/ Child

Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the

situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to

alleviate software augmentation.

[SIZE=14pt] The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because[/SIZE]

ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system

will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance .

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, [SIZE=14pt] Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14pt] However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will[/SIZE]

cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens,

the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase

additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short

Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause

irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

 
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