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Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked:

"What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"

The Marine shrugged and replied: "Recoil."

(hard to fault a Marine that eloquent)

 
KC "so it's so disturbing, you recoil from the experience?"

M "like my Dress Blues, doncha?"

KC "it must be awful having to carry out the orders of a madman!"

M "ever done it on a cot before?"

KC "how does it feel being a tool of a Imperialist Regime?"

M "you ever shut up and just put out?"

KC "why does the General of your company hate the peace loving heroes of the JiHad?"

M "bet you got a soft mouth"

KC "We'll be right back after this word from Heinz"

KC " ok, quick, we've got 2 minutes!"

 
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