Say a prayer tonight for Howie...

[RadioHowie]

The wife is going under the surgeon's knife tomorrow....seriously.

She's going in for a cranialanalectomy. I doubt the success of the operation.

I suspect she'll come out with her head STILL stuck up her ass!

 

[wheatonFJR]

Really don't know how to respond to this one since you used the word "seriously". So, I'll pray yer wife comes out of it okay.

 

[Fred W]

I'll pray Howie comes off his current LSD trip/flashback OK.

If his wife is actually going under the knife, I'll wish her well.

 

[gixxerjasen]

I pray for Howie that his wife doesn't see this.

 

[rogdeb]

Howie ...... you WILL be in our thoughts Sir .... and yer wifey. .... seriously.

 

[TomInPA]

Which one?

 

[HotRodZilla]

Poor Howie.

 

[beemerdons]

I'm praying for a big bag of Florida Mota that Howie grows down in the Everglades, plus Eva Mendes personal cell phone number ese! JSNS!

 

[LKLD]

Howie,...uh...I'm not really sure how to respond. After wiping the drink off my iPad, that I sprayed all over it from reading your post, I can only hope that the operation will successfully pull her head out, and that your operation will be able to pull her foot out of yours.

 

[RadioHowie]

Okay, she really IS going in for surgery. Some of that "outpatient" stuff. But the old hag won't tell me what for!!!

Says "it's like a hernia....." and ".....very uncomfortable when I have to poop."

So I figure, either she's got a hemorhoid problem she doesn't want to talk about, or it's because her head's stuck permanently up her ass.

And never reads anything here.

Came here once, about 5 years ago and created a "What Do I Do If Howie Gets Hit By A Bus" post, and never came back. 'salright with me!!

 

[rushes]

Sounds like code words to me.

She's planning on getting rid of a pain in the ass tomorrow...

Run!!!

 

[SkooterG]

Sounds like code words to me.She's planning on getting rid of a pain in the ass tomorrow...

Run!!!

RUN FAR!!!

 

[Top_Speed1]

Good luck to ur wifey, hope all goes well

 

[Chuck35]

This reminds me of a story.

A little boy was looking upwards and tugging on the hem of a woman's skirt. He asks "Gee Lady, What holds your guts in?"

Best of luck to the missus

 

[wheatonFJR]

Sounds like code words to me.She's planning on getting rid of a pain in the ass tomorrow...

Run!!!

Damn...where a working "like" button when you need one!

 

[majicmaker]

I have soooo many thoughts running through my head right now, Howie. But, if I share them here, they can be used in a court of law against you. I'll keep quiet on this one! Good Luck... )

 

[PhilJet09]

Hope it goes well...seriously.

 

[Surly]

This is not the first time that Howie has left me without an adequate response and I am sure it won't be the last.

How about photos?

Not of your missus but of you after you get sprung for this post.

Best regards to you both.

Surly

 

[MEM]

I have an idea about what it is (but it's NOMB!) .....

Lucky her. She has her own personal Nurse Ratched at home