Here is my dilemma - motorcycle idiot

[wheatonFJR]

...In all this, don't forget that karma is a vengeful mo-fo. It will get him, with or without your help.

Maybe the pieman IS kharma's agent. To not deal decisively in the negative, pieman may piss off kharma...whoever he is.

I think sending shredded documents back to him with a "how do you like it now?" lipstick stained "kiss this" message is entirely appropriate...

...not that I've ever been accused of knowing what appropriate means.

 

[RadioHowie]

Here.s another option....

Head over to your nearest local radio station. Ask them if they have a tape "de-gausser". It's a big-ass, handheld electromagnet. Ask them if you can borrow it for 30 seconds. Use the de-gausser to wipe the magnet stripes on all his credit cards. Then mail them to him.

Next time he tries to use any of them, in an ATM or "swipe-and-go" purchase, he's gonna have fun.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Here.s another option....
Head over to your nearest local radio station. Ask them if they have a tape "de-gausser". It's a big-ass, handheld electromagnet. Ask them if you can borrow it for 30 seconds. Use the de-gausser to wipe the magnet stripes on all his credit cards. Then mail them to him.

Next time he tries to use any of them, in an ATM or "swipe-and-go" purchase, he's gonna have fun.

You had me at the beginning...but the ending sounded lame.
I thought you were gonna suggest degaussing his nutz, or his car, or his cycle...

 

[SwollenRaccoon]

After first reading this, I was thinking #2 was the correct answer. Upon further thought, I can think of almost endless possibilities. Here's just one....

You have his name and home address. Send a note to the Internal Revenue Service (in an envelope that's properly documented with his return address), and include a note about how you think you may have mis-calculated last year's tax return. Put $2 in along with the note, saying that it's just a portion of what you think you may owe. Mr. Offender will more than likely get to participate in an extremely fun tax audit, and you did't have to participate in a (potentially) dangerous confrontation. After 6 months or so, send him a note describing what you witnessed when he just missed that poor, lucky road worker. Obviously, do not include your return address. Tell him if you see him ride like that again, consequences will be even more serious than that audit. Mail it from some other town when you're out on a ride, or from the town nearest where the incident occurred.

That's a lot of entertainment and satisfaction for two dollars and a postage stamp.

(More than likely, if he keeps riding like that, karma, Murphy's Law, Darwin, or some other higher power will take care of business)

 

[wheatonFJR]

...Obviously, do not include your return address...

You won't need to. I'm sure fingerprints or DNA should do the trick.

 

[Auburn]

#2

Being a former DOT worker, they will talk with their local sheriff or state patrol. DOT usually sees and works with these guys all the time, and when he describes what he had to do to keep from getting hit, they will most likely pay the tool a visit. They won't cite him, but they will have funn fucking with him. Plus it will get a report on his file, that could make a difference how the tool is handled in a future conversation with enforcement folks.

 

[FJRacer]

I get the feeling that with option 1 you would be just pissing in the wind?
Use his credit card, on line, to place his obituary in a local paper, then mail the wallet to him.

IF you could get away with it, that would be pretty funny. Not likely unless Paper doesn't actually check facts.

At this point he's probably cancelled Cards and applied for new license.

And seriously, you should not have posted this on the Internet. But thanks. Pretty funny.

 

[FJRacer]

After first reading this, I was thinking #2 was the correct answer. Upon further thought, I can think of almost endless possibilities. Here's just one....
You have his name and home address. Send a note to the Internal Revenue Service (in an envelope that's properly documented with his return address), and include a note about how you think you may have mis-calculated last year's tax return. Put $2 in along with the note, saying that it's just a portion of what you think you may owe. Mr. Offender will more than likely get to participate in an extremely fun tax audit, and you did't have to participate in a (potentially) dangerous confrontation. After 6 months or so, send him a note describing what you witnessed when he just missed that poor, lucky road worker. Obviously, do not include your return address. Tell him if you see him ride like that again, consequences will be even more serious than that audit. Mail it from some other town when you're out on a ride, or from the town nearest where the incident occurred.

That's a lot of entertainment and satisfaction for two dollars and a postage stamp.

(More than likely, if he keeps riding like that, karma, Murphy's Law, Darwin, or some other higher power will take care of business)

That is just wicked good thinkin' there. Bravo!

 

[wnyfjr]

Here.s another option....
Head over to your nearest local radio station. Ask them if they have a tape "de-gausser". It's a big-ass, handheld electromagnet. Ask them if you can borrow it for 30 seconds. Use the de-gausser to wipe the magnet stripes on all his credit cards. Then mail them to him.

Next time he tries to use any of them, in an ATM or "swipe-and-go" purchase, he's gonna have fun.

Back when I worked at a station in San Diego, we had a degausser that was sort of a converyor belt contraption, to erase large open-reel tapes. One of the interns thought it was funny to sit on it and turn it on, then ride the belt across it and proclaim he was erasing his butt...

Was quite funny when he tried to use his ATM card later that day...

And I still vote for option # 2...

 

[Neil San Diego]

Use his credit cards to sign him up for home delivery for all of the raunchiest magazines you can find.

Then go on to "Number Two".

 

[mferriter]

First of all - do not use his credit cards to purchase anything, or allow them to be used by anyone else for any purpose. That may come back to haunt you at some point.

Turn it on to the DOT or police department with an explanation.

Of course, sometimes you can't always avoid strong magnetic fields.

In Washington, you can report this sort of behavior here:

https://www.wsp.wa.gov/traveler/roadrage.htm#report

where I'm sure it will be promptly ignored.

 

[warprints]

Being a former DOT worker, they will talk with their local sheriff or state patrol. DOT usually sees and works with these guys all the time, and when he describes what he had to do to keep from getting hit, they will most likely pay the tool a visit. They won't cite him, but they will have funn fucking with him. Plus it will get a report on his file, that could make a difference how the tool is handled in a future conversation with enforcement folks.

I've gone this route - reported it to the cops, and they paid the guy a visit. They can't cite him, but it sure does rattle the guy's cage pretty good.

 

[Auburn]

Being a former DOT worker, they will talk with their local sheriff or state patrol. DOT usually sees and works with these guys all the time, and when he describes what he had to do to keep from getting hit, they will most likely pay the tool a visit. They won't cite him, but they will have funn fucking with him. Plus it will get a report on his file, that could make a difference how the tool is handled in a future conversation with enforcement folks.

I've gone this route - reported it to the cops, and they paid the guy a visit. They can't cite him, but it sure does rattle the guy's cage pretty good.

I have used it too. But I was the WSDOT signal superintendent at the time. But all the worker has to do is talk with his superintenedent and he will have a conversation with WSP and eventually the person will get talked to.

 

[Old Guy]

Being a former DOT worker, they will talk with their local sheriff or state patrol. DOT usually sees and works with these guys all the time, and when he describes what he had to do to keep from getting hit, they will most likely pay the tool a visit. They won't cite him, but they will have funn fucking with him. Plus it will get a report on his file, that could make a difference how the tool is handled in a future conversation with enforcement folks.

I've gone this route - reported it to the cops, and they paid the guy a visit. They can't cite him, but it sure does rattle the guy's cage pretty good.

I have used it too. But I was the WSDOT signal superintendent at the time. But all the worker has to do is talk with his superintenedent and he will have a conversation with WSP and eventually the person will get talked to.

Maybe it could be arranged for them to deliver the billfold.

 

[Auburn]

Being a former DOT worker, they will talk with their local sheriff or state patrol. DOT usually sees and works with these guys all the time, and when he describes what he had to do to keep from getting hit, they will most likely pay the tool a visit. They won't cite him, but they will have funn fucking with him. Plus it will get a report on his file, that could make a difference how the tool is handled in a future conversation with enforcement folks.

I've gone this route - reported it to the cops, and they paid the guy a visit. They can't cite him, but it sure does rattle the guy's cage pretty good.

I have used it too. But I was the WSDOT signal superintendent at the time. But all the worker has to do is talk with his superintenedent and he will have a conversation with WSP and eventually the person will get talked to.

Maybe it could be arranged for them to deliver the billfold.

I think that is what they would do as they have the personal conversation with the idiot

 

[ericboutin]

After first reading this, I was thinking #2 was the correct answer. Upon further thought, I can think of almost endless possibilities. Here's just one....
You have his name and home address. Send a note to the Internal Revenue Service (in an envelope that's properly documented with his return address), and include a note about how you think you may have mis-calculated last year's tax return. Put $2 in along with the note, saying that it's just a portion of what you think you may owe. Mr. Offender will more than likely get to participate in an extremely fun tax audit, and you did't have to participate in a (potentially) dangerous confrontation. After 6 months or so, send him a note describing what you witnessed when he just missed that poor, lucky road worker. Obviously, do not include your return address. Tell him if you see him ride like that again, consequences will be even more serious than that audit. Mail it from some other town when you're out on a ride, or from the town nearest where the incident occurred.

That's a lot of entertainment and satisfaction for two dollars and a postage stamp.

(More than likely, if he keeps riding like that, karma, Murphy's Law, Darwin, or some other higher power will take care of business)

Good stuff but it would easier to tell the IRS he is the leader of a religious group that doesn't agree with Obama. That would get a quicker response!!

 

[HotRodZilla]

After first reading this, I was thinking #2 was the correct answer. Upon further thought, I can think of almost endless possibilities. Here's just one....
You have his name and home address. Send a note to the Internal Revenue Service (in an envelope that's properly documented with his return address), and include a note about how you think you may have mis-calculated last year's tax return. Put $2 in along with the note, saying that it's just a portion of what you think you may owe. Mr. Offender will more than likely get to participate in an extremely fun tax audit, and you did't have to participate in a (potentially) dangerous confrontation. After 6 months or so, send him a note describing what you witnessed when he just missed that poor, lucky road worker. Obviously, do not include your return address. Tell him if you see him ride like that again, consequences will be even more serious than that audit. Mail it from some other town when you're out on a ride, or from the town nearest where the incident occurred.

That's a lot of entertainment and satisfaction for two dollars and a postage stamp.

(More than likely, if he keeps riding like that, karma, Murphy's Law, Darwin, or some other higher power will take care of business)

Good stuff but it would easier to tell the IRS he is the leader of a religious group that doesn't agree with Obama. That would get a quicker response!! :tonguesmiley:

mg2:

Woah...slow down there. He just wanted to scare him...Not kill him.

 

[bluesdog]

Is there a thread of the week award?

And why isn't this a poll?

I vote #2

 

[Niehart]

Well I wanted to go Ray's route but ... I ended up doing #2 & #3.

Shredded everything except his driver's licence.

Sent his driver's licence to DOT with date, highway location, mile post marker, time and number off the DOT truck with a note telling what had transpired.

I did put my return address on the envelope so it will be interesting to see if anything happens.

Oh, and you guys crack me up. Replies that were funny and intelligent.

Thanks,

db

PS: Kevin, you can put the pistol away, I not going to give the guy a liver lecture.

 

[bwv]

Hey... I got it....

Do #2 on his front porch... then leave the wallet in the #2

All kidding aside... maybe just hand it to to the next cop you find and say you just found it. Be done with it... it's not worth much effort on your part.