James Burleigh
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Amen, and amen. Lost my mother the year I graduated college. She was 47, an age I blasted by more than 10 years ago. She got handed a sh*tty deal.
Colonoscopy
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Scheduled for follow up one (two years) at end of month. Colon cancer ranks right up there as a killer with the rest of them ... go get one ... they knock you out (Michael Jackson drug) and you won't remember a thing.
rickysnickers
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NMRoadRunner
A Bulls work is never done!
Best nap I'd had in a long time. Followed by peace of mind. My neighbor had the hell no attitude, he 's dead now, colon cancer.
James Burleigh
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Glad I did it. Now trying to persuade Fang....
FJRay
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My wife didn't want to until her dad died in her arms from colon cancer. It's a simple answer to a permanent problem.
I had my scare this spring and now have a semi colon but am cancer free.
Uncle Hud
Just another blob of protoplasm using up your oxyg
Great drugs. Went to sleep chatting with the Doc, woke up chatting with with Doc. The prep was surreal; wasn't sure if my colon was supposed to drop into the toilet, too. Would have made for a DIY inspection.
TomInPA
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wheatonFJR
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Shitty joke;
TomInPA
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I've done my time and endured my own excisions. Crappy joke cred has been earned.
Just eat your feckin' Rueben.
Just eat your feckin' Rueben.
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HotRodZilla
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Tom, I think Mark's shitty joke was a shitty attempt to make fun of your shitty joke. He wasn't jumping your shit. He thought your shit was funny. Personally, this shit makes me cringe!
AND, eat your fuckin' Rueben. That'll help you shit!
AND, eat your fuckin' Rueben. That'll help you shit!
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TomInPA
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Yeah, I kind of figured, my crappy comeback would sound wrong.
Back on topic, given a choice, I like the way the young guns get checked out A.J.
Back on topic, given a choice, I like the way the young guns get checked out A.J.
FJRay
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The question is; do you know how to use a semi-colon?
What I do know is that for the next twenty some years, I won't be quite as full of shit as I was for the first 60 some.
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beemerdons
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BULLSHIT, excuse me FJRAYSHIT! JSNS!The question is; do you know how to use a semi-colon?
What I do know is that for the next twenty some years, I won't be quite as full of shit as I was for the first 60 some.
JimNtexas
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Just do it! Man up! The prep isn't a lot of fun,but neither is cancer! Just stay close to the porcelain throne the night before.
The procedure itself is a nonevent. They roll you into the room, the doctor says hello. I told him that I was there for a colon screening, and to not cut off any big pieces. He 'fine, let's get started'.
Then I woke up in the recovery room, high as kite. They give you that Michael Jackson drug. I've never used recreational drugs, so that was a new experience for me.
It takes a few minutes to come down from the high. The doc comes in says something like 'I trimmed a few polyps, nothing really scary looking, we'll call you with the lab results'.
I had my spouse drive me from the clinic to iHop, because I was pretty hungry. You don't want to drive yourself for a few hours, you'll still feel the drugs a bit for a while.
A week latter his nurse calls, says 'you colon is fine, come back in five years'. It's good to be told you don't have cancer.
The procedure itself is a nonevent. They roll you into the room, the doctor says hello. I told him that I was there for a colon screening, and to not cut off any big pieces. He 'fine, let's get started'.
Then I woke up in the recovery room, high as kite. They give you that Michael Jackson drug. I've never used recreational drugs, so that was a new experience for me.
It takes a few minutes to come down from the high. The doc comes in says something like 'I trimmed a few polyps, nothing really scary looking, we'll call you with the lab results'.
I had my spouse drive me from the clinic to iHop, because I was pretty hungry. You don't want to drive yourself for a few hours, you'll still feel the drugs a bit for a while.
A week latter his nurse calls, says 'you colon is fine, come back in five years'. It's good to be told you don't have cancer.
I've been putting my first off for a few months now ....
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Hans get it done and get peace of mind, it was no big deal and my Doctor told me I was a PERFECT ASSHOLE (Dr. Rich has been telling me that for years, free of charge!).
'Zilla I spoke to Bustanut joker last night, he said to tell you AJ, when you finally do get your colonoscopy: He wants you to give him back his Bulova wrist watch! JSNS!
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