Has anyone tried one of these on the FJR.

[Scab]

My neighbor is going to be pissed if I tell him that he's wrong?
JW

Could be worse. My neighbor is my ex-wife.

The bitch.

Sorry, couldn't help that last part. Pavlovian response.

 

[Ari Rankum]

I want one of these:

What the hell kind of sick thing is that kid doing to the rear of that sub?!?!?!?! Cheebus!

 

[Scab]

The SELF EXAM! Sheesh, I thought I already explained that.

 

[jwilly]

Seriously Jwilly!If 50cent piece of tin saved gas and increased horse power, dont you think it would be a standard component on all vehicles...

You need to read the FAQ:

Q: IF THIS TECHNOLOGY WORKS, WHY DON’T AUTOMAKERS USE IT?A: They do! Some manufacturers are building swirling fins into their intake manifolds. Vortex technology is being adopted in new, hi-tech offerings from General Motors, Mitsubishi, Infinity, Mercedes Benz and Subaru. Don’t have an extra $50,000 for a new, top-of-the-line car? No Problem. You can get the same effect with the Vortec Cyclone for only $39.95.

 

[extrememarine]

So I don't need to order the SRT Town&Country, base model with one of these = mini-van burn-outs, eh?

Seriously Jwilly!If 50cent piece of tin saved gas and increased horse power, dont you think it would be a standard component on all vehicles...

You need to read the FAQ:

Q: IF THIS TECHNOLOGY WORKS, WHY DON’T AUTOMAKERS USE IT?A: They do! Some manufacturers are building swirling fins into their intake manifolds. Vortex technology is being adopted in new, hi-tech offerings from General Motors, Mitsubishi, Infinity, Mercedes Benz and Subaru. Don’t have an extra $50,000 for a new, top-of-the-line car? No Problem. You can get the same effect with the Vortec Cyclone for only $39.95.

 

[Kevin Daly]

My neighbor is going to be pissed if I tell him that he's wrong?
JW

Could be worse. My neighbor is my ex-wife.

The bitch.

Sorry, couldn't help that last part. Pavlovian response.

OUCH! time to move!

 

[SkooterG]

Screw this Vortex hocus-pocus.

Get the Fitch Fuel Catalyst. It's the real deal!

 

[Kevin Daly]

Seriously Jwilly!If 50cent piece of tin saved gas and increased horse power, dont you think it would be a standard component on all vehicles...

You need to read the FAQ:

Q: IF THIS TECHNOLOGY WORKS, WHY DON’T AUTOMAKERS USE IT?A: They do! Some manufacturers are building swirling fins into their intake manifolds. Vortex technology is being adopted in new, hi-tech offerings from General Motors, Mitsubishi, Infinity, Mercedes Benz and Subaru. Don’t have an extra $50,000 for a new, top-of-the-line car? No Problem. You can get the same effect with the Vortec Cyclone for only $39.95.

Dude I hate to jerk your chain afterall its only wednesday, using fluid dynamic principles to optimize flow through a system of manifolds to a cylinder is not the same as putting FJR pigs hat on the hood of you car. :dribble:

 

[Scab]

My neighbor is going to be pissed if I tell him that he's wrong?
JW

Could be worse. My neighbor is my ex-wife.

The bitch.

Sorry, couldn't help that last part. Pavlovian response.

OUCH! time to move!

Yeah, I used to have 35 acres. Now I have an acre and a half. She has 33 and a half.

The bitch.

(you know the disclaimer)

So I don't need to order the SRT Town&Country, base model with one of these = mini-van burn-outs, eh?

Seriously Jwilly!If 50cent piece of tin saved gas and increased horse power, dont you think it would be a standard component on all vehicles...

You need to read the FAQ:

Q: IF THIS TECHNOLOGY WORKS, WHY DON’T AUTOMAKERS USE IT?A: They do! Some manufacturers are building swirling fins into their intake manifolds. Vortex technology is being adopted in new, hi-tech offerings from General Motors, Mitsubishi, Infinity, Mercedes Benz and Subaru. Don’t have an extra $50,000 for a new, top-of-the-line car? No Problem. You can get the same effect with the Vortec Cyclone for only $39.95.

YES! Finally, someone that gets it!

 

[Kevin Daly]

Screw this Vortex hocus-pocus.
Get the Fitch Fuel Catalyst. It's the real deal!

come on man! you didnt even provide a link! I want the real deal!

 

[Violione]

Daaang, only $6.98 for the sub and its as long as a FJR? I want one! :blink:

 

[Scab]

Daaang, only $6.98 for the sub and its as long as a FJR? I want one! :blink:

Now, if that size is correct, it's gonna make that self exam a bit uncomfortable.

 

[Violione]

LOL

 

[bramfrank]

The only thing dumber than this vortex thing is this:

https://www.machinadynamica.com/machina41.htm

 

[Kevin Daly]

The only thing dumber than this vortex thing is this:
https://www.machinadynamica.com/machina41.htm

WTF is that?.... I think I need one :clapping: does it increase horsepower while increasing milage?

 

[Fencer]

SPOON

 

[Hawkeye]

:clapping: I don't know what drugs you guys or gals are on , but I want to buy a but load of it. This is one heck of a web site.

 

[CDN_FJR]

It seems like you could retro fit one of these on an FJR? Clicky
One of my neighbors bought one and swears by it. Maybe if it works out we could do a group buy?

JW

Sorry, but I will have to pass... everyone knows you'll get the most fuel savings and power increase from dilithium crystals... I am wating for that group buy.... Speaking of group buys... when are we placing an order for that anti-matter stream alignment probe? :headbonk:

 

[phil]

It seems like you could retro fit one of these on an FJR? Clicky
One of my neighbors bought one and swears by it. Maybe if it works out we could do a group buy?

JW

Sorry, but I will have to pass... everyone knows you'll get the most fuel savings and power increase from dilithium crystals... I am wating for that group buy.... Speaking of group buys... when are we placing an order for that anti-matter stream alignment probe? :headbonk:

Is that the new probe which allows permanent wheelies? I need one of those to stop that looping-over problem I have on my dirt bike. Phil

 

[jwilly]

Since you guys didn't like this idea I'm working on a group buy for an FJR Turbo Kit and Extended Swing Arm. I should have details shortly!

[SIZE=8pt]Special Note: If anyone thought I was serious about the vortex, please contact me via PM. I need someone to open a bank account so I can deposit $1,000,000 from my Nigerian Uncle.[/SIZE]

JW