Recent content by Ari Rankum

Yep, unreliable effer, he. Peace out, guys and gals.

's up, Mofos? Riding a Duc and a Ninja now, mostly, plus, kill me now, GF's Harleys (for warranty repair, of course). I still have the '06, but I don't ride it much anymore. Peas.

Ooh. I scored a minus one on this topic. When did the FJRForum die? Don't tell me. I know damn well when it died. Long live the FJRForum. Lament the motards. I won't. Some thimble dik (sorry, Don) mofo is going to give me a minus 1 instead of effing manning up as himself and taking...

Hey! Nice write up, Don. Looks like a kick in the pants.

Don't read the damn message. It's all in the subject. Point me to the damn dogpile already. Sheesh.

If there is a downside to living in an era where virtually every household has multiple machines that exceed the capabilities of the original Cray supercomputer, the Cray I, it's that my first instinct was to believe that this video was faked. I had to watch it a couple times before I believed...

No, seriously, it's better than Gore-Tex. I've been peeing for five minutes, and look, not a drop.

Centralia is DEF worth the trip. Just be careful up there. Feejer in Centralia

Sorry about the crunch. And I agree with another poster - I've seen some shots of Garauld's work - looks good. You could also search through some of Madmike2's posts. He's done some great work with bedliner. His bags look really slick, and I'd guess it cost him about 10 bucks to do. His is...

Hey! Cool Chick! First words: you okay? Then, Woooo!. Good deal. You average everything out, you're doing fine. Just sayin. (Cool chicks are a lot harder to find than Feejers)

Stop copying off of Skooter - he flips his bikes over all the time - been doing it for years.

Jessica is great. She stands behind what she does 101%. Unfortunately, IMO, even if if Jessica is giving 150%, 7 days a week, she can't overcome the hamfisted stuff going on behind her counter. Caveat - all my experience ends after 2007, when I refused to go back. Things may have improved...

For the love of all that is holy, please DO NOT share this technology with Iggy. He'll just use it to dick up his bike some more. PS - Nice work. Kisses and stuff.

...you get a call from HR concerning your new life insurance beneficiary declaration that features 3 primary beneficiaries that goes like this: HR: "Who gets 34?" Mio: "Excuse me?" HR: "Who gets the 34?" Mio: "What 34?" HR: "It has to add to 100. You have 3 beneficiaries on your life...

I have yet to find a Maryland dealer I would recommend for service. Places I've tried that haven't made the list: Ellicott City Motorsports, Heyser Cycle, Pete's Cycle, Cycle World. That's about all I am willing to say here lest I run afoul of the Forum rules about dealer bashing outside the...