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Everything you need for a perfect Super Bowl bash: Beer. You should have a lot of beer, in case the game is hideously boring. Call up your guests and ask what kind they prefer. If they say “light” beer, you should tell them they are no longer invited, because you are NOT going to have light...

:angry: Apparently Bust can't comprehend anything that is told to him. So I had to send him a text....... I sure hope he can comprehend this.

I don't have a clue, can you help me? (No it's not about Bust) :D Our son will be graduating from Marine boot camp the day before Thanksgiving. I need to find a hotel that is very reasonable in price and close to the base. We don't need anything fancy, just a place to sleep. I need some...

Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At...

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello? ' Is your daddy home?' he...

Very Happy Birthday wishes headed your way. After all, you do have to put up with Howie and the rivers of tears over that heap he calls his motorcycle. :lol: Hope your day is extra special! :)

Just want to give everyone involved in getting Bust on his birthday a very large "Thank You". Also a special "Thank You" to Iggy for all of his assistance with the pictures. I couldn't have done it without you. "Thank You Everyone" Mizz Bust :)

For all of you that have ever wanted to really give Bust a good payback for something he's said, etc . . . . . . . Just send me a pm and I'll hook you up. I'll explain everything in the pm. This may be your only chance. This should be fun!

The sister-in-law's dad likes to feed the squirrels and didn't think they could create any problems. That was until the wife took her van in for an oil change . . . . . . . . . . Fortunately, it was found before any major problem occurred. Imagine the surprise for the guy that opened the...

An armed hooded robber bursts into the bank and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot a brave customer grabs his hood and pulls it off revealing the robbers face. The robber shoots the guy without hesitation!He then looks around to see if anyone...

Woke up this mornin to a lot of racket out back. Seems Odot didn't give the sheep enough hush money. :worriedsmiley: Dang thing was carrying on about how it was Odot's birthday and what not. (Don't want to say what the "what not" was. :blush: I'll leave that for Bust to tell.) Anyhue . ...

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! :dance: :drinks: Here's to you and all of your wishes coming true.

Another sad day for motorcyclists . . . . this happens too often. :sadsmiley: Hillsdale man injured on M-52 when deer ‘jumps' into his motorcycle By DOMINIC ADAMS, Argus-Press Staff Writer Saturday, August 16, 2008 12:58 AM EDT Emergency responders rush Louis Moyer to an air ambulance...

As the thread goes on - NWS!!!! Had to share this one with ya's. Had I not known better, I would have thought this was Bust's mom that wrote this one. Here goes . . . Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My 3 yr old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was...

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Happy, Happy Birthday to you!! :yahoo: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :yahoo: