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I wasn't much older than your brother when there was this sniper going around terrorizing the neighborhood shooting kids walking to school with what could only be surmised as a BB rifle. Nailed one on my cheek as I was walking with my sister. Then we did the wrong thing and tried to spot from...

A motorcycle-ized variation of an old joke. A man out for a ride on his FJR1300 stretched his arm out to hand signal an upcoming turn just as something plopped into his glove. It was a glass eye. Circling around to find the owner he set his kickstand down at about the spot where he'd caught it...

Funny homage to Monty Python. Was this a Youtube parody or possibly an in-house video gag leaked by Triumph corporate? Either way, ya gotta love them cheeky Brits.

Here's a fun fact: Take yourself for example, with your confuse allegories of farms animals imbued with virtue. Being that's about your speed up until you were ridiculed for polluting the discussion. You're nothing if not predictable.

Just when one thought this thread get's elevated with a picture of a comely young lass, the peanut gallery stirs to life....

Overzealous contrarian Red is a three word noun, professor.

Sinner: Father, forgive me for I have sinned. During the war a woman had pleaded that I hide her from the Nazis. So I let stay up in my attic in secret and out of shear gratitude for taking her in she would come down every night to let me bang her. Father, she stayed up there all day and would...

You don't say? And what pray tell is the view needed of an overzealous contrarian Red?

Your girlfriend said the same thing to me the other night. And your wife agrees with her, too. Just can't tell which one of them are lying! That's the dilemma I face these days.... so I said, the next round is on me. Lampshades dances by request only.

These two good 'ol boys were looking to get a party started in their motel room. Being from out-of-town and not knowing their way around one of them thought it a good idea ask the motel manager to help get their party going. good 'ol boy1: "Say man look heeyah. My freynd 'n ah wawnt to get us...

What's to fear about Tornados when you can simply hitch your truck to your home and go?

Nope, my Ole and Lena jokes are a Minnesota thing.

My jokes are all washed up. So saaaad for me.

My brother-in law returned to my house without my Feejer he had borrowed earlier. Me: Where's my bike, dude? In-law: "Your bike has water in the gas tank, bro! Me: WTF you mean there's water in the gas tank? In-law: "Bro, what I said!" Me: Well, let's take a look at it before I call a...

I told that joke to the help desk tech and now I've been put on hold since....like for two days now! Was it something I said?

There was this housewife that called the local paper to place in the obituary the recent passing of her husband. "So Ma'm. What would you like for us to print in memory of your husband", ask the editor. "Well, my husband and I have been married for twenty five years and in the last few years...

The Walking Thread.

Add this thread to AMC's lineup, Red! Heheheee!

That one alleged undercover cop caught bashing out Lien's window was engaged in rescuing a box of kidnapped donuts holes! The only role this cop was after was a jelly roll.

Holy echo chamber Batman! In the court of public opinion there is no inquiry? I guess. Ya know, I really find it strange, as pointed out by others as well, that Lien seemed unable to slow his SUV enough to avoid tapping Cruz as he was brake checking Lien. So if a photogrammetry expert comes on...