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46 here... A couple of weeks ago, on the Dragon, I chased down some junior squid on an R1, and passed him on an inside line with my FJR. Complete with full bags and a loaded-to-the-hilt Givi top case. 46, and yielding NOTHING to the little twits. They can't keep up, and they can't ride. Old...

Dude... The provider of all great sex in your life. The provider of all companionship. The provider of great meals. The mother, perhaps of your children. Your buddy. The cute chick you met, fell in love with and married. Her? You blew her off? For what? MNF? Fucking MNF? A bunch of...

That was fun. Thank you!

Check out this thread for SOME answers... FJR Doesn't Start Mine fired back up only after a trip to the dealer. It had a tip-over code in storage - but the tip-over event occured almost 2 full years before the no-start incident. I did all the diagnostics according to the instructions I was...

And what a week it was... Stuff I saw this week: My mom's house in Knoxville,TN. The Dragon (Deal's Gap to those of you unversed in such things). The Blue Ridge Parkway (The whole damned thing). Two full hours of riding with nary another vehicle in sight. Skyline Drive. A car - upside down...

In other words - - - - they "fished" until it started and they don't have a friggin' clue. I've already performed ionbeams diagnostic code search - and there's NOTHING. One thing I continue to observe is the fuel pump "pressurizing" entirely too long during the initial setup prior to start...

What's the report? Is it something that we can prevent? Can I DOOOO anything about it myself?

Well, HUGE thanks to Ionbeam for the assist on the codes. Two good things have come of it. 1. I learned something about my bike that I really did not know. 2. I cleared the one and only error code - Code 30 - the tip-over code. On the downside - the damned thing still won't start. I...

Are you at all interested in clarifying that "Brown Shirts" comment for us?

Well, thanks... I just spent an hour searching for a way to enter into the diagnostic mode. Nothing. Wouldn't object to a little help on that one. I'm gonna look at the fuel injection fuse in the morning. This whole thing is a little scarey. I've owned this bike for almost three years. So...

Okay - this is bizarre. Mine just did it. I went out this morning, to crank her up for my daily commute. Upon first hit of the starter, it lit off for about one second. Then - quickly and quietly - with no fuss or muss - it shut down. Now, cranking it feels "soft" as if there were no...

US Army Retired Aug 79 - Dec '03 Various Units...

The only thing that offends me is the IDEA that your Christmas funny might OFFEND somebody. So here it is: If the word "Christmas", FJReady's funny, or any other humerous reference to ANY religeous concept is offensive to you... You are a P*SSY!!!!!!! And are hereby invited to get on the...

If I did something totally squirrelly, something COMPLETELY immature and unnecessary, just for the sheer stoopid fun of it? Say,,,,, a burn-out???? Must I turn in my official "mature motorcyclist" badge, and go down to the supply room and draw a "squid" badge???? Yes - - - it was the FJR...

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Why yes, yes I do! :bleh:

Why yes, yes I do... :bleh: (EDIT) A clarification: Girls. Not that there's anything wrong with the other team. :blink:

I live in the People's Democratic Republic of Columbia. (In How-weird county... ) (That's the PDRC to the uninitiated)

LOL!!!! As it turns out, in sports parlance, I can only take credit for an assist... I got the ball NEAR the goal, but it was the SUV chirpie that stuffed the ball into the basket!!! :P Damn.... guess that means the liberal, suburban, cell-phone chattin' blonde little phone-booth driver...

Hickory, dickory dock, All you cagers can gobble my ****. The clock strikes two, And I away I flew. My FJR haulin' Like a sock... Sock? WTF? sock? That's the best I could come up with? That sucks... :dribble: