Another Irish Joke for Beemerdon

[Dr. Rich]

*A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He
thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London
and* *is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He
decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's
expense!*

*Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."*

*London Lawyer says, "What for?"*

*Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."*

*London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."*

*Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please"*

*London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"*

*Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's
the law. License and registration, please!"*

*London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me
the ticket.*

*If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."*

*Irish cop responds, "Sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir."*

*The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.*

*The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living s..t out
of the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down? "*

 

[juniorfjr]

*A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. Hethinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London

and* *is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He

decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's

expense!*

*Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."*

*London Lawyer says, "What for?"*

*Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."*

*London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."*

*Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and

registration, please"*

*London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"*

*Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's

the law. License and registration, please!"*

*London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow

down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me

the ticket.*

*If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."*

*Irish cop responds, "Sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir."*

*The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.*

*The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living s..t out

of the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down? "*

Just because you haven't heard it in a while.

"Feckin Danes" jsns

 

[Donal]

An Irish cop with a Scottish accent................

 

[steveoreno]

An Irish cop with a Scottish accent................

He could be from Northern Ireland.........

 

[El Toro Joe]

 

[NTXFJR]

Oh my.....

Something to keep one warm on those cold Northern Ireland nights perhaps??

 

[LKLD]

Oh my.....
Something to keep one warm on those cold Northern Ireland nights perhaps??

You do know, that's a self-portrait of Joe, right?

 

[Uncle Hud]

That is why the Irish have a reputation for drinking.

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On another beemerdons topic, Ms. Salma Hayek turned 50 on September 2. This photo is from 2015 ... and is proof that Papa Chuy had a large appetite for life.

 

[quicksilver]

Um, what?

What was I doing?

Now I like purple...

 

[Pterodactyl]

I wish there was less of it.

 

[Top_Speed1]

Good stuff, all the way around! Thanks!