Bobbitt Family Update

[airboss]

Bobbitt Family Update

In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella

Was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband

as her famous sister had done several years ago.

Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper

thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage.

The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable

condition, and Louella has been charged with .....

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A Misdewiener!

 

[fattymoon]

Hahahahahaha!

Oy.

 

[Scab]

You know, when Lorena had committed her crime and fled the scene, she thought it a good idea to get rid of the "evidence." So, she rolled down the window of her speeding car, and threw it out the window.

Coincidentally, the "evidence" struck the windshield of a passing motorist. That driver commented to their passenger; "Damn, did you see the dick on that bug?"

 

[El Toro Joe]

BA DUMP BUMP...

 

[cota95]

 

[Honzo]

What kind of a motorcycle does John Bobbitt ride?

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Wait for it

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... A CHOPPER

 

[RayW]

What kind of a motorcycle does John Bobbitt ride?


... A CHOPPER

yeah...typical....buying a Harley to compensate...... :lol: