Curious phrases spoken by motorcyclists....

[James Burleigh]

"My commute is the best part of my work day."

 

[Bokerfork]

Loud pipes save lives?

Chicks dig Harleys?

OM.......that's hot!

 

[Leskid]

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

Where you put the dirtbag.

Wait... that's not a phrase

 

[Patriot]

throttle on a Harley is a mere volume control

 

[exskibum]

Harley Davidson -- the most efficient means of turning gasoline into noise, without the unnecessary side effect of horsepower.

 

[user 213]

(at gas station) "I'm not done yet, I have to fill the second tank."

(at hotel/campground/restaurant) "Where did you ride in from?"

"I took the scenic route and added 200 more miles of back roads."

 

[Bugnatr]

"I over cooked that corner"

 

[James Burleigh]

Motorcyclists, not bikers....

 

[Brodie]

That's not rain...

It's Liquid Sunshine!

 

[user 213]

"Yeah, I only hit one elk on the way here..."

 

[Patriot]

I'm Darksider #15...my balls fell off just as predicted...they ended up jaming the horn wires against the frame <sigh>

 

[HYCLE]

"I'm surrounded by pussies", like that's a bad thing. :blink: :blink:

"Let' go get some pictures of Johnny80s and the huge plastic cow"

"Here drink this" "OK, what was it" :dribble:

"It started to snow and I had to slow down to 65 mph" :blink:

"Hung like an Argentine Duck" :yahoo:

 

[dbvolfan]

Gunny!!!!!

 

[Silver Penguin]

Had to lay 'er down to avoid a crash.

Stay off that front brake. It'll throw you over the handlebars.

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

"Let's ride to *insert destination 400+ miles away* for lunch."

 

[Old Michael]

"Hung like an Argentine Duck" :yahoo:

You're having breakfast with beemerdons, ain't ya, Mikey?

Check your voicemail.

 

[AVGeek]

What do you mean what do I do when it rains? I get wet of course...

 

[petey]

Officer, I didn't think I was going that fast....could you give me a break?

 

[kaitsdad]

"DIE, BAMBI, DIE !!!"