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From Warrior Brotherhood Veteran's Motorcycle Club Website:

MIDNIGHT bugs taste best after a beer

SADDLEBAGS won't hold everything you want, but they WILL hold everything you need.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench

THE size of the piston don't tell you nothin' about the depth of the stroke.

HOME is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground. (Harley Riders)

TAKES more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.

ONLY good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

NEVER ask your bike to scream before her throat is good and warm.

RIDING faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.

NEVER hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

NEVER mistake horsepower for staying power.

YOUNG riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

NEVER pick a fight with an old geezer. If you win, there's no glory. If you lose, your reputation is shot.

WHATEVER it is, its better in the wind.

TWO-LANE blacktop isn't a highway-its an attitude.

 
From Warrior Brotherhood Veteran's Motorcycle Club Website:
MIDNIGHT bugs taste best after a beer

SADDLEBAGS won't hold everything you want, but they WILL hold everything you need.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench

THE size of the piston don't tell you nothin' about the depth of the stroke.

HOME is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground. (Harley Riders)

TAKES more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.

ONLY good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

NEVER ask your bike to scream before her throat is good and warm.

RIDING faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.

NEVER hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

NEVER mistake horsepower for staying power.

YOUNG riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

NEVER pick a fight with an old geezer. If you win, there's no glory. If you lose, your reputation is shot.

WHATEVER it is, its better in the wind.

TWO-LANE blacktop isn't a highway-its an attitude.
Pretty much sums it up
 
The difference between a 1 week trip and a 2 week trip is: you're twice as far from home (on the last day) when you decide to turn-around and head back.

 
How about:

1. Are those real?

2. Man, that was a close one!

3. We'll just have 1 beer then hit the road.

4. It can't be that far to the next gas station.

5. I coulda swore it was on this road somewhere!

Best of all:

Well, I haven't ridden in a while but I used to have a dirt bike.

biknflyfisher

 
My bike is NOT leaking oil, it IS marking its territory!

Question; If your bike is traveling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn the headlight on?

The shortest distance between 2 points = a motorcycle!

 
Well ya see it was like this, I ran outta lean angle. traction and ideas all at the same time.

 
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I just got my bike put back together last night...
Can someone identify this part?
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:rolleyes:
Since it IS you holding it, it must be an ignition key assembly cylinder.

 
Me to my buddy this weekend when taking a break from riding Hwy 1 on my first-ever sport bike: "I feel like I'm really starting to get comfortable on this bike."

Him: "Uh oh."

:D

 
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Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Life sucks.... and then you ride.

LOUD pipes do save lives, WHEN you are stupid enough to ride in someone's blind spot.

Few men, when asked at the end, "I really wish I spent more time at work"

It's been said "For some there is therapy, for the rest of us there's motorcycles"

 
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