Post your favorite bumper stickers

[Fred W]

Why the huge SUV?Cause I got a little dick!

(driven by a beautiful blond 23 year old girl..)

She wasn't really a blond. The rug didn't match the drapes...

 

[eeksnake]

[SIZE=12pt]"My other ride is your wife."[/SIZE]

Saw this on a guy near my work...



Click the image for one of the places selling them.

And one from Aerostich...

[SIZE=12pt]"Does this bike make my butt look fast?"[/SIZE]

 

[Mrs. Scab]

I used to have one that said....."dont follow me, I'm lost too.."

 

[Toecutter]

On my FJ40 Land Cruiser- "Don't follow me-You won't make it"

 

[Blue Flame]

"Lift your truck cause fat chicks can't jump"

 

[HotRodZilla]

"Would you drive any better with that cell phone shoved up your butt?"

and

I have one that says: "My Ops are Blacker Than Your Ops"

 

[6mmbr]

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers!"

 

[FJRBluesman]

Back in the 70's gas crisis, I got this one from "Big Daddy" Don Garlits on his old top fuel dragster. I made a bunch in print shop after I saw that.

[SIZE=12pt]"Save gas, burn Nitro"[/SIZE]

 

[user 6393]

YOU! Off my planet!

 

[user 6393]

If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably green

 

[Scab]

I used to have one that read:

"If you don't like the way I drive - STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!"

 

[Mooseonagoose]

Yesterday I was chuckling at one that said: "Did You Eat a Bowl of Stupid this Morning?" ! Somewhere I ran across a little witticism [not necessarily on a bumpersticker], that pretty much covers that topic, "The difference between intelligence & stupidity is that intelligence has it's limitations, whereas stupidity knows no bounds!".

 

[7xray]

Seen on the back of a semi once:

"If you don't like my driving, dial 1-800-eat-shit"

 

[FightOrFlight]

Shortly after the popular "The Sixth Sense" movie that had the chilling line "I see dead people," I recall seeing a bumper sticker that made me laugh: "I See Dumb People."

 

[Fred W]

And of course, seen on a tee shirt at EOM:

If my Bike gave BlowJobs,

I'd NEVER go Home.

 

[ionbeam]

And of course, seen on a tee shirt at EOM:
If my Bike gave BlowJobs,

I'd NEVER go Home.

 

[S76]

We have those in the hangar where I work. Large 20 ft diameter fans on the ceiling to move the warm air down in the winter. That's the name of the company, Big Ass Fans.

 

[mdisher]

I want one of these stickers and/or the Loud Pipes Get Passed.

Who here has the technology to make some up?

They're $1 each at bikerdecals.com

OK, I give up, i searched all over that site and didn't see them.

 

[jwilly]

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

 

[El Toro Joe]

Saw this on the back of one of these

I like Hummers, they taste like chicken