Post your favorite bumper stickers

[LDRydr]

As I was driving to a night-class last night I happened to end up behind a fellow college student, female as it turns out. I about lost it when I saw her bumper sticker. I figured since the summer riding season has drawn to a close we could have some fun here posting our favorite bumper stickers. Just remember to leave out the political ones.

I'll start with the one I saw last night: "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair!"

My other favorites:

My lawyer can beat your lawyer

You can't take it with you, but I'll let you hold it for a while

Visualize whirled peas

Eat your heart out, she's married

Cover Me! I'm Changing Lanes

Honk if you want to see my finger

 

[dcarver]

Why the huge SUV?

Cause I got a little dick!

(driven by a beautiful blond 23 year old girl..)

 

[Fubar]

"I see the Fu** up Fairy has visited us again!"

 

[Fred W]

This one is best on the back of a big Caddy or Town Car:

I kind of like the irony of this one:

And this one seems to fit most mini-vans:

 

[airboss]

Not a bumper sticker, seen on a license plate

I B ME

 

[rushes]

I saw one once:

"Forget world peace.

Visualize using your turn signal."

And I thought this was funny:

 

[Toecutter]

On my bike:

Loud Pipes Get Passed

And:

 

[clocklaw]

 

[clocklaw]

This Car Puts Out!

 

[squeezer]

 

[vroompuppy]

Not one I've seen yet, but there's still time......c'mon slapnpop!!!!

[SIZE=14pt]MY OTHER CAR IS AN FJR!!![/SIZE]

VP

 

[Wolfhound]

 

[LDRydr]

Seen at NAFO:

 

[LDRydr]

Custom license plate seen on a very large Chevy Suburban, outfitted with multiple ski-racks on both the tops and sides of the vehicle. I know what he was thinking, but I'm not sure how it got by the censors.

[SIZE=24pt]4 SKI N[/SIZE]

 

[fjrchik]

Seen at NAFO:

That's mine! I was just thinking I should put up a shot of it and now I don't have to. Thanks!

I get a ton of laughs and comments on it. Might be time for a new one since I see here one of the corners is missing. I wonder if someone was trying to take it off.

 

[mdisher]

I want one of these stickers and/or the Loud Pipes Get Passed.

Who here has the technology to make some up?

 

[2WheelTiger]

I want one of these stickers and/or the Loud Pipes Get Passed.

Who here has the technology to make some up?

They're $1 each at bikerdecals.com

 

[exskibum]

I hope this is old enough to avoid being "political", but in three and a half decades since I saw it, this is still the most clever bumper sticker I've seen.

On a hot and sweaty afternoon in the summer of 1974, maybe 10 days before Nixon resigned, I'd just left work for home in my truck when I saw this on the bumper of a car in front of me:

[SIZE=18pt]"NO ONE WANTS A CROOKED DICK"[/SIZE]

Its meaning was immediately apparent, given the indictment climate and news coverage of the time. I was still laughing to myself when I pulled into a store to pick up a six pack to wash the lacquer and epoxy fumes from work out of my throat.

 

[Fred W]

They're $1 each at bikerdecals.com

Didn't find that one there.

But I do like this one:

Classic Elvis Costello line, and the best part is it fits me to a tee!!