Quote/One Liner of the Day

[user 6393]

Tyler - "I got a great closeup of the Beaver!"

 

[GalaxyBlue]

Pics?

 

[FJRBluesman]

From Dirty Harry film with Clint Eastwood - Bad guy says to Harry when he sees his .44 Mag. "My, that's a Big one".

 

[Patriot]

What knockers.

Oh, thank you doctor.

 

[ionbeam]

Hear this now: I will always come for you.

But how can you be sure?

This is true love - you think this happens every day?

I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?

Spoiler

The Princess Bride, Westley and Buttercup

 

[wnyfjr]

Who's that?

Dunno. Must be a king.

'ow'd you know?

'e 'asn't got shit all over 'im.

 

[LagerHead]

"Pardon me while I whip this out."

 

[beemerdons]

TRUE Quote/One Liner of the Century: I went on a dirt bike ride last year with my illegitimate bastard son SkooterG and five other friends, he was riding his girlfriend GSJane's 2009 BMW F650GS Twin and I was riding mine. I had my Vario Top Box mounted on my 2009 BMW BMW F650GS Twin and Greg asked if I would carry his camera in my top box. There happened to be half of a Reuben sandwich in the box with the camera, Papa Chuy never travels without a food supply for emergencies. The Very First Rule of Los Robustos M/C!!!

During the ride, Reuben dressing got onto Greg's camera, and Greg was pissed and here is his Priceless statement: "GM - What the hell is this on my camera? DS - It's smegma, you Dork! Greg then put his finger on the dressing and put it in his mouth, and then the Quote: Yeah you're right, that's definitely smegma!" We six riders fecking exploded with laughter!

 

[Dr. Rich]

Climb down into that cave and then look out so I can take your picture....OM

 

[squeezer]

In honor of the start of the NFL season...

From New York Giants running back Brandon Jacobs in yesterday's press conference:

"You think I'm stupid, aren't you?"

 

[beemerdons]

Climb down into that cave and then look out so I can take your picture....OM

Son of a Bitch Dr. Rich, that Fenian Fecker did the same damn thing to Old Papa Chuy up in Bryce National Park in Utah during SW-FOG 2009 last year. That Hibernian Cucksocker OM cannot be trusted!

 

[Tyler]

Ok, y'all are cute but a little slow... supposed to be one liners overheard while on WCR.

 

[user 6393]

Climb down into that cave and then look out so I can take your picture....OM

Son of a Bitch Dr. Rich, that Fenian Fecker did the same damn thing to Old Papa Chuy up in Bryce National Park in Utah during SW-FOG 2009 last year. That Hibernian Cucksocker OM cannot be trusted!

Surely this isn't a new realization?

 

[Dr. Rich]

Ok, y'all are cute but a little slow...

Quote of the morning!

 

[sporto]

If you aren't a bit of a Nerd, then you may fail to see the humor in this statement.

There are only 10 types of people in this world, those that understand Binary and those that don't.

 

[ionbeam]

a bit of a Nerd

Spoiler

10 is binary for 2. 1010 0100 good buddy.

 

[BikerGeek99]

How about a CFR quote (this is for Bust and MizzBust):

"Well, now, I guess he can play pocket hockey with himself."

One of my all-time favorites among the FJR rallies I've been to; from SFO '09:

"If you don't shut the fsck up, I'm gonna beat you like Odot clubbing a baby seal."

 

[Crash Cash]

One day when I was ATTGATT in the 102F Florida heat, in the local mall parking lot, a woman walking by said "you look hot in that!"

So I said (with a big smile) "Well, I think I'm just average-looking, but thank you!"

Her husband cracked up so hard, I though he was going to bruise a spleen or something.

 

[FJRBluesman]

Thread hijack - Is the Red Green Show still on up there?