sonicspeed
Tennessee Volunteer
A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," said his son, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I go the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. Now, if you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
"I don't want to know," said his son, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I go the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. Now, if you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
