Geezer
Parsimonious Curmudgeon
A teacher was reading the story of
the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story
where first pig was trying to gather
the building materials for his home.
She read. 'And so the pig went up
to the man with the wheelbarrow
full of straw and said: 'Pardon me
sir, but may I have some of that
straw to build my house ???'
The teacher paused then asked
the class, 'And what do you think
the man said ???'
One little boy raised his hand and
said very matter-of-factly, 'I think
the man would have said, 'I'll be a
son-of-a-bitch !!!! A talking pig !!!'
the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story
where first pig was trying to gather
the building materials for his home.
She read. 'And so the pig went up
to the man with the wheelbarrow
full of straw and said: 'Pardon me
sir, but may I have some of that
straw to build my house ???'
The teacher paused then asked
the class, 'And what do you think
the man said ???'
One little boy raised his hand and
said very matter-of-factly, 'I think
the man would have said, 'I'll be a
son-of-a-bitch !!!! A talking pig !!!'
