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Dec 25, 2008
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Howell, NJ
A tour bus driver drives with a bus load of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on the shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx. 15 mins. she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about 8 times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they don't eat the almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth they are not able to chew them. "Why do you but them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them."


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