Howardrg
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A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price, the more sheer,the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer
item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
modelit for him from the balcony. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an
idea.It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it
on, but I'lldo the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500
refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral will be on Thursday
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price, the more sheer,the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer
item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
modelit for him from the balcony. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an
idea.It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it
on, but I'lldo the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500
refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral will be on Thursday
