A little crazy glue and some duct tape and he'll be FINE! No problem!
People always believe it can't happen to them. I've broken enough bones and stuff to know it HURTS and I want my protective gear!
That's a much better scan than they did on my sinuses... I got ripped off, as usual. Mine looks like it was done by caveman jack with some crayons.
On the other hand, today Florida now has a helmet law... for riding horses! *snerk!*