Recent content by palerider

Now there's a concept--a Like shortage. In other news, the government announced today that due to the effects of climate change resulting in the near extinction of Likes, giving of Likes will be rationed for the indefinite future. Those born on even days may give a maximum of two Likes per day...

Hey--he called me a lawyer.

We're actually the same person. And by the same person, I mean physically. But I might be kidding.

Thank God! (And by God I mean whatever your spiritual feeling, or even if you have no spiritual feeling).

Like you could tell if it was civilized.

That's brilliant! May I copy that? (And just to clarify and expand, by calling your post "brilliant" I mean no disrespect to other of your or anyone else's posts, nor am I implying that they are not brilliant or otherwise praiseworthy.) Oh--I forgot. SMILEY FACE. SMILEY FACE. SMILEY FACE

Hmmm. It occurs to me (and by "me" I mean "me") that there's a suspicious similarity between "fjrforumites" and "fjrsodomites." Just sayin'. SMILEY FACE. SMILEY FACE. SMILEY FACE.

Hey Big John: Just like there's no "I" in team, there's no "e" in "judgment."

Well, I'm old enough to remember when everyone wasn't so sensitive. But times have changed, and because I have grown to like and admire and respect many, but certainly not all, of you because you, like me, are idiots and liars, then please allow me to clarify, expand, and explain what I actually...

C'mon. Really?

As a member of this forum, then he probably is an idiot and a liar.

Can't they be both idiots and not telling the truth?

You're killing me.

Maintenance?