Dear Abby

[FJRJeff]

Dear Abby;

I've never written to you before, but I really need your

advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been

cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I

answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with

the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she

always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know

them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home,

but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a

car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round

the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked

her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went

berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone

again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I

think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but

last night she went out again and I decided to really check

on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson

Heritage next to the garage and then hide behind it so I

could get a good view of the whole street when she comes

home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I

noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be

leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or

should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

 

[Rogue]

 

[S76]

That's funny!

 

[Woodstock]

What kind of moron owns a Harley, and acts like seeing oil seepage is a new thing? Sheeze.