Dog for sale.

[Rogue]

Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!

Dog For Sale

Free to good home.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit'.

 

[FJR-RemingtonRider]

Dawg Dang! :yahoo: :yahoo: like the pitch..

Who could feed that feller????

 

[Wee Willy]

Yeah, sounds pretty mean. But those of us who know Janice can tell you...shes 4'2" and 71 lbs. Dog comes up to my knees. -_-

W2

 

[kaitsdad]

I keep thinking, "big effing shovel!"

 

[Moon Man]

And i thought mine was bad. 100 bucks a month to feed him: