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Hey....once we're all done jerking each other off can we talk about how I'm going to clean up my ant infested back yard?

 
lets just have a big circle jerk in your yard and drown em all. you got a good supply of viagra I'm sure, most of us old fuks err fast daring motorcyclistas prolly couldn't get it up.

 
I've come to the conclusion that the FJR is admired by more than just owners, riders, great looking girls in bikinis (yeah - in my dreams), grizzled long distance riders who have custom seats molded to plaster casts of their butt cheeks, and friendly traffic cops. Yes, it seems admiration has filtered to the lessor of Gods creatures too. The only possible explaination is that bugs hold a lottery, and tens of thousands of the lucky winners take position on the rural roads waiting in anticipation for the priviledge of being squashed into juice by my speeding FJR. My V stream is so covered with puss gore that it looks like Hrothgar's shield after his battle with Grendel.

 
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