Guts or balls

[Checkswrecks]

We've all heard about people having 'Guts' or 'Balls'. But do you really

know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the

definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by

your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning,

or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt

and having the balls to say, "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,

there is no difference in the outcome since both will result in sudden

death.

 

[uctofeej]

Note to self: have balls, at least there's an outside chance that she'll opt for the "you're next" choice. I like to think positive.

 

[hardluk1]

Guts is when you show what you think are balls and then go to sleep and your wife sticthes you to the the mattress and then when you wake up she beats the crap out of you with a broom handle and say's when i come home after work have your sh** gone . My sister inlaw did this to a long time almost dum ass husband . He was real nice next time they spoke, and did not try to kill her That takes BALLS ..