Have a Great Friday Oct. 23

[airboss]

October 23rd is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co- workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping on October 23rd..... and have a great slapping day!

 

[jekirby]

Waitaminute. I own my business and work alone....slap myself? Let the wife do it?

 

[chrisflock]

Waitaminute. I own my business and work alone....slap myself? Let the wife do it?

Lets not go down that road...

 

[FJRBluesman]

CRAP!! Today's my day off.

It would be great if I worked with Bust...

 

[vroompuppy]

GREAT! [SIZE=14pt]WUNNERFULL![/SIZE] Thx a lot A-B....

Yet another reason it sux to be unemployed!

 

[Bustanut joker]

CRAP!! Today's my day off.
It would be great if I worked with Bust...

Well this explains everything.. Shit! I got smacked upside the head a dozen times in the first half hour. Two ladys went home early with sore hands :blink: Hmm they didn't read the rules must be.. jus like a fricken drum roll off me head :huh:

I went home after three hours with me ears ringing.. It's good though, I thought everyone was mad 'er sumpin.

:jester:

 

[beemerdons]

CRAP!! Today's my day off.
It would be great if I worked with Bust...

Well this explains everything.. Shit! I got smacked upside the head a dozen times in the first half hour. Two ladys went home early with sore hands :blink: Hmm they didn't read the rules must be.. jus like a fricken drum roll off me head :huh:

I went home after three hours with me ears ringing.. It's good though, I thought everyone was mad 'er sumpin.

:jester:

Hombre, I wish I had seen this post earlier. I'd have jumped a jet to New Mexico, picked up the Alba-Kwacky Kid, flown into the frozen tundra that is holy fucking Owosso, Michigan; and 'Zilla and I would have made a Navidad pinata out of you!!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Hombre, I wish I had seen this post earlier. I'd have jumped a jet to New Mexico, picked up the Alba-Kwacky Kid, flown into the frozen tundra that is holy fucking Owosso, Michigan; and 'Zilla and I would have made a Navidad pinata out of you!!

Now tell me ya can't find love on the neenernet.. :lol: ..Hell! ya still have nine hours before this day ends, an me with 2 square inches of skull that's untouched

Then again it's kinda rainy and a cool 40 degrees.. You two might just freeze up :lol:

:jester:

 

[Ignacio]

NOTE FROM IGNACIO'S BLACKBERRY:

I tried to celebrate this day...slapping two that REALLY deserved it. Followed rules, but now sitting in HR awaiting a "discussion about my behavior".

Any advice beyond lying?

:blink:

 

[FJRBluesman]

NOTE FROM IGNACIO'S BLACKBERRY:I tried to celebrate this day...slapping two that REALLY deserved it. Followed rules, but now sitting in HR awaiting a "discussion about my behavior".

Any advice beyond lying?

:blink:

:rofl:
Try wetting your pants while talking to them. That always gets them shook up.... so I hear.....

:rofl:

 

[airboss]

Just show them a copy of this thread, they can't argue with a national holiday, especially if it's backed up with evidence off the INTERNET.

 

[James]

I guess I need to check here before I go to work. If only I'd have known...

 

[beemerdons]

Hombre, I wish I had seen this post earlier. I'd have jumped a jet to New Mexico, picked up the Alba-Kwacky Kid, flown into the frozen tundra that is holy fucking Owosso, Michigan; and 'Zilla and I would have made a Navidad pinata out of you!!

Now tell me ya can't find love on the neenernet.. :lol: ..Hell! ya still have nine hours before this day ends, an me with 2 square inches of skull that's untouched

Then again it's kinda rainy and a cool 40 degrees.. You two might just freeze up :lol:

:jester:

https://weather.aol.com/forecast/todays/us/mi/owosso/id/48867 We might just freeze up? Senor AJ and I'd die in that crap!

 

[Gizmo]

Dammit! I wish I would have seen this thread before I went to work on Friday. :angry2: