Midlife crisis

[C&C]

Subject: Mid-Life Crisis!

Well, it's not a mid-life crisis, but here's how things worked out fo me.

Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed...............

 

[ladybug]

A 60-year-old woman went to doctor for her annual check-up. When she returned, she told her husband, "The doctor said that I have the breasts of a 30-year-old!"

Her husband asked, "Did he say anything about your 60-year-old ass?"

"No," she replied, "your name never came up."

:lol:

 

[FJRMGM]

C&C - that one hits very close to home,.....er, the apartment, for me.

On the other hand, that 25 year old is willing to do things the 50 year old would NEVER contemplate, let alone try.

So, in life there are trade-offs.

Gotta go, the 25 year old is looking for round four.

 

[Groo]

So Mike, how's that time release Viagra implant working out for ya? :lol:

 

[Woodstock]

I've scheduled my mid-life crisis at the end of July in Reno.

 

[Groo]

I've scheduled my mid-life crisis at the end of July in Reno.

You need someone to ride shotgun, just say the word... B)

 

[Feejer/Weejer man]

I've scheduled my mid-life crisis at the end of July in Reno.

You need someone to ride shotgun, just say the word... B)

What we need is a posse and go ride!!! Uh FJR's?