Mother daughter threesome

[Geezer]

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night, she looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman's double"?

"Whats that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

"Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life.

She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"

 

[kamal]

Repeat post! https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/148065-threesome/

Still funny though.

Al

 

[wfooshee]

At least it's not his own post being repeated. That would be...... tragic.

 

[snikr]

You should have known better Geezer. Too good to be true.

 

[beemerdons]

You should have known better Geezer. Too good to be true.

Wouldn't have slowed down FJR Forum Irishmen! Old Michael, ShinyPartsUp and Papa Chuy would have done them both twice and taken them out to Brunch!

 

[majicmaker]

You should have known better Geezer. Too good to be true.

Wouldn't have slowed down FJR Forum Irishmen! Old Michael, ShinyPartsUp and Papa Chuy would have done them both twice and taken them out to Brunch!

That's why you are one of my Heroes BEEMERDONS!! Lmao

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Can I get her phone #?

 

[juniorfjr]

The sad part is that 60 is startin' to look pretty good.

 

[Old Michael]

You should have known better Geezer. Too good to be true.

Wouldn't have slowed down FJR Forum Irishmen! Old Michael, ShinyPartsUp and Papa Chuy would have done them both twice and taken them out to Brunch!

Well, maybe not TWICE, Don. ...We need our rest.

 

[Bokerfork]

You should have known better Geezer. Too good to be true.

Wouldn't have slowed down FJR Forum Irishmen! Old Michael, ShinyPartsUp and Papa Chuy would have done them both twice and taken them out to Brunch!

Well, maybe not TWICE, Don. ...We need our rest.

Don, while I agree you would have gone for it, I also sorta agree with OM here. I suspect you would have done Mom once while you sent the daughter out to buy her own brunch.

 

[Surly]

Come on guys, was Mom awake or not?

 

[Bugnatr]

Surly, you crack me up.

PS. It would not have made any difference to the Irishmen.

 

[juniorfjr]

I think the Irishmen would be done before she woke up.jsns.

 

[Old Michael]

I think the Irishmen would be done before she woke up.jsns.

Good point, juniorfjr.

Like the Chili's slogan….

https://www.qdi.com/chilis/chilistogo.htm

 

[beemerdons]

Surly, you crack me up.

PS. It would not have made any difference to the Irishmen.

Thanks for covering our action, Dougie-Bear!

Surly must do things differently down in OZ!

"GET IN. GET OUT.

Get On With Your Life!"

 

[Surly]

Surly, you crack me up.

PS. It would not have made any difference to the Irishmen.

Thanks for covering our action, Dougie-Bear!

Surly must do things differently down in OZ!

"GET IN. GET OUT.

Get On With Your Life!"

Just don't get to do it as often now or so it seems.

I can't remember the last time I went to a decent orgy.

Best regards

Surly

 

[Bustanut joker]

They melted a five gallon plastic bucket to yer head did they?

 

[Surly]

They melted a five gallon plastic bucket to yer head did they?

It would take a 10 gallon bucket to cover my knob!

Best regards

Surly

 

[Bustanut joker]

We ain't talking aboot peni here ya fuk..