BRick626
Active member
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now because this the last stop. All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train now, because we're leaving."
She went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room for two hours. When you come down, you may play with your trains as long as you use proper language."
Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his trains. The train stopped and the mother hears, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip has been a pleasant one. For those just boarding, we hope you enjoy your trip. For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
She went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room for two hours. When you come down, you may play with your trains as long as you use proper language."
Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his trains. The train stopped and the mother hears, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip has been a pleasant one. For those just boarding, we hope you enjoy your trip. For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
