...you may be an Iron Butt rider.

If a cheeseburger has blown off your tank bag while riding down the freeway....

If your saddle is a Russell Day Long you might be an IB rider.

If you start a ride at 10 pm...

If there is more than one three o'clock in your day...

If you fantasize about riding at night because it's cooler...

You instantly recognize the determined but dazed look of a LD rider.

Bugnatr said:

You instantly recognize the determined but dazed look of a LD rider.

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... and aroma

If you've bought your 3rd set of tires in the same year....you may be an Iron Butt rider.

If you just installed your second car tire this year...

Brodie

you fill a camel back with gatorade and your tank bag is full of beef jerky. btdt

you hit the rev limiter in 4th, thought you blew up the motor, you forgot you had another gear

FJRay said:

If you wake up from a nap and you still have all your gear on.

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If you wake up from a nap and you discover you're still sitting on the bike and riding

You know exactly where your next 10 fuel purchases will be and that they'll occur over the next two days.

You've forgotten what color your bike is (under the grime) but you know how many more miles each of your tires will likely go.

You wish they'd put a urinal right there at the gas pump.

You go to clean your visor with Windex while riding...

and spray Windex into your eyeballs because the visor is already up.,.,

You ride with a catheter and no one ever wants to ride behind you.

Enn said:

If you wake up from a nap and you discover you're still sitting on the bike and riding

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Not if you're an experienced LD Rider and plan to keep living you don't.

A better version would be: You're know you're an LD Rider if you get tired, pull over, and find yourself able to fall asleep on a sidewalk in less than a minute.

Ignacio said:

Enn said:

If you wake up from a nap and you discover you're still sitting on the bike and riding

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Not if you're an experienced LD Rider and plan to keep living you don't.

A better version would be: You're know you're an LD Rider if you get tired, pull over, and find yourself able to fall asleep on a sidewalk in less than a minute.

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... and you wake up after exactly the 15 minutes later that you decided was sufficient.

Hilarious stuff. I can relate to so many. Especially the tires!

All your vacation pictures are from about six feet away.

Your GPS has tried to pronounce PETREE-1675 or CPA-WV