Dock's feet

[stevec677]

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?

A: To stamp out fires.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: To stamp out burning ducks.

 

[fjrbrad]

And here I thought it was going to be about some new technology to replace crib's.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Man...Did we run out of funny jokes this week or what?

Haha...Just messin' with you Steve. It was funny...Sorta.

 

[Surly]

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?

A: To stamp out fires.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: To stamp out burning ducks.

Hi Steve,

we don't have many elephants in Aussie. But every where you look there are burning ducks!

h34r:

 

[Bokerfork]

And on another note:

Q.Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A. To hide in strawberry patches.

Q. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?

A. No.

Q.Don't they hide well?

 

[allrider]

You know how you have to explain jokes to some folk? For those who might not know, Safeway is a grocery store chain in this neck of the woods.

So, how do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the the "S" out of safe,

and the "F" out of way.

That's right...

 

[SacramentoMike]

Cold and snowy in Albany today, I suppose. <_<

 

[not2shabby]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Ellifiknow!

 

[stevec677]

I got what I deserved. Obviously I need to get out more. Every day this week has been 40 degrees in the afternoon. This weekend when I can ride......forcast for high 20's & 1" of snow. Just enough to keep my bikes in the garage.

 

[HotRodZilla]

You know how you have to explain jokes to some folk? For those who might not know, Safeway is a grocery store chain in this neck of the woods.

So, how do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the the "S" out of safe,

and the "F" out of way.

That's right...

We used to have SafeWays here...But I don't get it.

 

[FJRay]

I think we have reached a new low point on the forum. I sure hope winter is short :blink:

 

[SacramentoMike]

I think we have reached a new low point on the forum. I sure hope winter is short :blink:

Maybe one of the admins will put this thread out of its misery.

 

[BwanaDik]

You know how you have to explain jokes to some folk? For those who might not know, Safeway is a grocery store chain in this neck of the woods.

So, how do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the the "S" out of safe,

and the "F" out of way.

That's right...

We used to have SafeWays here...But I don't get it.

Glad I'm not the only one. And I know about Safeway's!

 

[Surly]

You know how you have to explain jokes to some folk? For those who might not know, Safeway is a grocery store chain in this neck of the woods.

So, how do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the the "S" out of safe,

and the "F" out of way.

That's right...

We used to have SafeWays here...But I don't get it.

I will help out.

There is no "F" in way.

h34r: