Brother Bust, I really hate to break this to you, but . . . You might just have to follow the lead of ShinyPartsUp and switch over to goats!
I hardly know what to say to that, Don. It's true that you haven't been on the site as long as some of us, but I always thought you made up for that both in post whoring and perversion. So, I'm more than a little shocked that you would blaspheme that way about the most sacrosanct of all forum traditions. That's simply WRONG!
Brother Bust simply does not DO goats! How would he ever have become such a nationally recognized expert on sheep fornication if he had wasted time dabbling in relations with other animal partners? It may well be true that Bust has lost Dolly's willing affection as she sluts it up with forum suitors, but I dare say that there are a lot of sheep in the fields.
Therefore, please refrain from making such offensive suggestions in the future. It offends all sensible forumites. :glare: