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smitty141

My name is Smitty.. And I have a motorcycle proble
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Just thought I would see if everyone is nuts, or is it just me throwing hard cold cash at this blue bullet. Here is my list (so far).....

Traxxion Dynamic AK-20 fork kit

Ohlin piggy back rear shock

PHID's "Eyes of God" lights on Top Gun brackets

Russell "Day Long" tractor seat

V-Strom gen II hand guards

Fenda-extenda

Stainless brake lines

Leo SB-1 carbon slip-on mufflers

Audiovox cruise control

Blue-sea fuse panel

Datel volt meter

Heat-troller and 2 sockets. One for heated jacket, the other for battery tender.

Delphi Roady XM Radio on stem stand

Garmin GPS

V-1 radar detector

My own Fuel tank heat blanket

Euro foot guards

GIVI 46l top box with SW-Moto mount.

Rear bag reflective tape

Radiator Guard

Magnum blaster horns

Elecrosport high output stator

Wow this shit adds up quick...Smitty :blink: :huh: :rolleyes:

 
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Just thought I would see if everyone is nuts, or is it just me throwing hard cold cash at this blue bullet. Here is my list (so far).....
Traxxion Dynamic AK-20 fork kit

Ohlin piggy back rear shock

PHID's "Eyes of God" lights on Top Gun brackets

Russell "Day Long" tractor seat

V-Strom gen II hand guards

Fenda-extenda

Stainless brake lines

Leo SB-1 carbon slip-on mufflers

Audiovox cruise control

Blue-sea fuse panel

Datel volt meter

Heat-troller and 2 sockets. One for heated jacket, the other for battery tender.

Delphi Roady XM Radio on stem stand

Garmin GPS

V-1 radar detector

My own Fuel tank heat blanket

Euro foot guards

GIVI 46l top box with SW-Moto mount.

Rear bag reflective tape

Radiator Guard

Magnum blaster horns

Wow this shit adds up quick...Smitty :blink: :huh: :rolleyes:
Don't feel bad. It's not your fault. There is a top secret substance mixed into the bike's fluids. When the smallest amount touches your clothing or skin you get the disease. FARKLITUS. It's a serious affliction with no known cure.

Check out this link for my own symptoms. I've subsequently added the Vstrom handguards, a V46 topbox and an espresso maker.

https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php?s...c=11724&hl=

 
I'm not sure if it's so much the bike as it is this forum. I wouldn't know 90% of this stuff existed without FJRForum.com.

 
I'm not sure if it's so much the bike as it is this forum. I wouldn't know 90% of this stuff existed without FJRForum.com.
Definitely don't feel bad - you should see the list of farkles I put on my GL1800 and it will make you feel better!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Shane

 
Help, I believe that I too have caught FARKLITUS. I am buying things already for my bike and it won't be here until may, and its all the fault of you people on the forum.

:assassin:

mac

 
Help, I believe that I too have caught FARKLITUS. I am buying things already for my bike and it won't be here until may, and its all the fault of you people on the forum.
:assassin:

mac
The BAD news:

Farklitus is expensive and chronic.

The GOOD news:

It's not fatal, and unless your spouse sees the visa bill it can be a helluva lot of fun.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

I'm not sure if it's so much the bike as it is this forum. I wouldn't know 90% of this stuff existed without FJRForum.com.
+1

I'd probably have a sticky thermometer and that's about it.

 
The GOOD news: It's not fatal, and unless your spouse sees the visa bill it can be a helluva lot of fun.
So true. When my riding buddy Steve came over to show me his new Corbin Smuggler (which I too later bought), he had me snap a photo, which I promised to email him later. I got a frantic phone call when he got home: "Lee! Whatever you do, do NOT email that photo! My wife and I share an email address, and if she finds out I bought something else for the bike, she'll kill me."

I guess that's considered blackmail material, huh? :devil:

 
the one farkle that is missing that may be of importance is a..........

GARAGE door opener don't leave home with out it you may be locked out

 
you get the disease. FARKLITUS. It's a serious affliction with no known cure.
Can I get insurance to cover it? :blink:

Lets see

FastBag

Gaurald rack

corbin backrest

heated grips (that suck)

gel pad in the seat

Skyway sliders

reflective striping

My own highway pegs

On board air compressor

Deer whistlers :D

Grip Puppies

Throttle locker

Shady Valley Decal

BlueTooth In helmet Phone

Comm set

Battery tender

Tank Bag

Magnetic Tank protector

On order

GPS

Penske rear shock (GB)

V-Stream if the damn thing will ever show up :angry2:

BBIII' airhawk (since he crashed)

New Avon Storms

90 Degree valve stems

Winter riding gear

 
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you get the disease. FARKLITUS. It's a serious affliction with no known cure.
Can I get insurance to cover it? :blink:

Lets see

FastBag

Gaurald rack

corbin backrest

heated grips (that suck)

gel pad in the seat

Skyway sliders

reflective striping

My own highway pegs

On board air compressor

Deer whistlers :D

On order

GPS

Penske rear shock (GB)

V-Stream if the damn thing will ever show up :angry2:

Thats what I was looking for... Just wondering what everyone else has on there bike... Smitty

 
Fraklitus-- no pill for that

Givi +2 windshield

big bike heated grips

top gun bar end weights(don't know if they do anything but they look nice)

grip puppies

gen ll v-strom hand guards

alaska leather sheepskin pad on stock seat

Alex's refective bag decals

Gaurald's rack

Auidovox cruise control + Smitty's install

Grippers on gas tank

garmin gps

v-1 radar detector

Ipod

amplirider to route Ipod and v-1 to earphones

is that enough can I stop now

oh,oh, wait suspenison :dribble:

 
Lemme see here...

BMW grips

Bar end weights

Throttle lock

Givi C46 (color matched of course)

Man horns (not installed)

Wilburs fork springs

Wilburs rear shock

Rifle big windshield

CalSci Tall windshield

Moko sliders

bought the Phillips HID's but changed my mind & sold 'em

Russell seat (my buns thank me every ride)

Fork brace (not installed)

Fenda entender front

White reflectors for rear of side bags (keep the cagers awake)

Gripmaster for sides & rear of fuel tank

Thats it for the moment ...

 
Okay, I bought my 03 in June. So far (working from the front):

Headlight guards

V-Stream windshield

V-Strom handguards

Ram balls in unused mirror mounts (for mp3 and/or handheld CB and/or GPS, as the mood strikes me -- and different RAM made mounts for those units)

Wild Bill's peg mounts with extenders and pegs from Kuryakin

Rick Mayer solo saddle

Givi E52 & Givi rack

Saddle bag reflectors

Hyper-lites

Throttlemeister

Sitting in boxes to install during the winter:

Motolights

Power outlets and switches

Fuse block

Battery tender

Purchased, installed, and removed (will probably show up in the For Sale section when I have time to deal with it):

Genmar bar risers (decided after trying them that the stock position fit me better)

Hanging around the garage before I got the feejer:

A couple of different tank bags

Only must have on the list for next year (other than some apparel updates):

New GPS unit

Plan to muck around with:

Hydration system

I guess it's pretty clear that I've gone the comfort/safety route. I've got more riding to do before I push the performance envelope on this thing. And, man, am I glad it's starting to look like it'll be commuting weather in PA next week.

 
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Smitty,

My quick estimate shows you with over $5k of farkles. I hereby recind the tightass comment. You got all the high dollar items.

Please accept my most sincere apology.

 
Hrms right now...

The Ohio Guy's Rack

Givi Top Box

Ram Mounts on both clip ons

- Valentine One

- Quest GPS

Starcom

Battery Tender (does tripple duty, power source for GPS, battery Tender Hookup, and I also plug in my cheap heated grips into this)

Gerbings Outlet

Skyway Sliders/TOG's

Currently have the CalSci Tall that I bought used.

Throttlemeister (heavy kind)

Things to do/buy Still.

Wild Bills Pegs (bought brackets from Smitty)

Corbin Seat, yeah, I think that's what I'm going to get.

SmartTire (pressure thing)

Datel, voltage display

Honda heated grips

? Cruise ? (If/when I get to see Smitty for tires I'm sure he'll talk me into it)

PCIII

Hardwired Dual Outlet heat troller for Gerbings :D

Too much to do so little time and monies. :yahoo:

 
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Farklitis is a hideous, insidious, dangerous affliction. It comes from having internet access and too much available free time and disposable income. I know; I have way more of both now than I did in my earlier motorcycling years. Many, many years ago I rode a '76 CB750-A (full dressed) around for 4 years. The only "farkle" I added to it was a new set of grips and a towel under the seat so I could wipe down the seat in the rain :)

I've bought 7 bikes since 2003 and only one of them got away (so far! - the wife's burgman) without any addons and farkles.

I'm a sick, sick man and I need help.

 
Let's go down the list:

Skyway's sliders

Hmmm.... Judging from this thread it might be ME that has something wrong with him. (Wait - do "bugs on the front" count as a farkle? I've got lots of those!)

 
Farklitis is a hideous, insidious, dangerous affliction. It comes from having internet access and too much available free time and disposable income. I know; I have way more of both now than I did in my earlier motorcycling years. Many, many years ago I rode a '76 CB750-A (full dressed) around for 4 years. The only "farkle" I added to it was a new set of grips and a towel under the seat so I could wipe down the seat in the rain :)
I've bought 7 bikes since 2003 and only one of them got away (so far! - the wife's burgman) without any addons and farkles.

I'm a sick, sick man and I need help.
I used to have disposable income, but I got an FJR+farklitis, and disposed of it.

The only known cure for the sickness, is to become a member of a peer group with all the same symptoms and then you will be considered normal by your peers. B)

 
Don't feel bad. It's not your fault. There is a top secret substance mixed into the bike's fluids. When the smallest amount touches your clothing or skin you get the disease. FARKLITUS. It's a serious affliction with no known cure.
I found the cure - it is called crashing and totalling your FJR. :dribble:

BB III

 
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