I work for the largest ISP and telecom company in the world. Hold your guesses, cuz I'm not confessing when the end of the internet will be. And it will be soon. Soon I tell you. Like real soon. Yep. Any day now. Any time. Just hang in there. It will happen. Real soon. I can feel it.
Did you know that the co-inventor of the internet, Vint Serf, works for google now as Chief techno geek? No...the real deal...not an Al Gore. Nice guy, too, I've heard him speak before. His last project before going to google and after leaving my last company was, and I'm not kidding, interplanetary communications. Just in case an AD domain is setup on Mars, say for disaster recovery purposes, rest assured, you can still get connected to earth. Whew! That makes me feel better. My data will be safe there. I can sleep tonight knowing this.
"We blocked the malware sites in DNS, which propagates throughout the AD forest"
Toecutter..what he means is he's used his forum admin god power and found out you've been downloading gigabytes of porn and has a picture of you in created in photoshop jacking off in a wooded area on Utube. Propagate is just a nice way of saying you are still in your reproductive years. He was just hiding behind IT lingo for "security" purposes, heh.
"Our AD distributes our antivirus product to new desktops automatically, pushes definitions out, and our router has an optional AV module which we've not yet implemented (testing went sour last year, fixes promised real soon.)"
And here he's talking about legally hacking into your PC with a virus, documenting the aforementioned porn, spying on you through your USB port , and sending the video capture and porn file list to the authorities (Google, of course). But don't worry, his vendor dropped the ball and they couldn't figure it out...yet. Again, hiding behind IT lingo. Bastage!