New one: PICK-UP-LINES!

[Ramblin Man]

Your name must be Viagra because you make my dick hard.

Your name must be Priapism because you give me an erection lasting 4 or more hours requiring a trip to the hospital.

 

[Honzo]

"I'm a stunt-double in the porn industry. Would you be interested in a back stage tour?"

 

[HYCLE]

My favorite is when the lady says, "Are you coming to bed or what?" and I reply, "yes dear".

 

[kansas transit]

Maybe not a "pickup line" in the true sense, we had been dating for a month. I told her I was going to a bowling tournament in Toledo, which was true, asked if she would go with me. Told her to bring her best dress, it will be 18 years on april 30th. :clapping: :yahoo: Stan

 

[uctofeej]

"Hi, I'm the governor of New York and I've got four grand I'd like to stick somewhere."