Police Report

[saread]

Police report from West Virginia:

Police Report

 

[MartyA]

Police report from West Virginia:

Police Report

Imagine that, a WV LEO who can write....

 

[wheatonFJR]

Bad odor...I HATE that.

 

[Tree Doc]

Mr. Watson should have known that once he got past the smell, he would have pretty much got it licked! :crazy:

 

[RacinRay]

I get the "deadly weapon" charge but what about the knife???? :lol:

 

[dcarver]

Arrgh. As I sit and read and attempt to eat a Turkey sandwich..

 

[Tree Doc]

Arrgh. As I sit and read and attempt to eat a Turkey sandwich..

Good thing it's not a tOOna fish sammich! :lol2:

 

[kaitsdad]

Arrgh. As I sit and read and attempt to eat a Turkey sandwich..

Good thing it's not a tOOna fish sammich! :lol2:

And the digression begins........ :blink:

 

[LagerHead]

Arrgh. As I sit and read and attempt to eat a Turkey sandwich..

Good thing it's not a tOOna fish sammich! :lol2:

And the digression begins........ :blink:

It began when Ms. Williams walked in the door. :lol:

 

[TriggerT]

Well the LEO could write, but not all that well. I think it is a really good thing that the report didn't include pictures.

 

[Tree Doc]

Arrgh. As I sit and read and attempt to eat a Turkey sandwich..

Good thing it's not a tOOna fish sammich! :lol2:

And the digression begins........ :blink:

It began when Ms. Williams walked in the door. :lol:

I think you're right. I can be very "low brow" when I need to be but I don't think I can digress any worse than some stanky cooter! :dead:

 

[rfulcher]

Well the LEO could write, but not all that well. I think it is a really good thing that the report didn't include pictures.

Maybe with "scratch and sniff"

 

[user 6393]

I love this forum...you guys rawk!

:yahoo:

 

[Tree Doc]

I love this forum...you guys rawk!

:yahoo:

:drinks:

 

[rushes]

Y'all are havin fun with this, but think of the poor drunk chick..

Now the whole world knows her puss stank....



It's kinda sad....

 

[user 6393]

Y'all are havin fun with this, but think of the poor drunk chick..

Now the whole world knows her puss stank....



It's kinda sad....

The day I have to hold a knife to a guy's throat to .....ummm......have some "attention" is the day you need to shoot me. Seriously

I find that a way more embarrassing prospect than the transitory odor issue.

 

[user 6393]

That somone beat me to the tunafish sandwich remark is just......frustrating

LOL

 

[Old Michael]

Whasser number?

*hic*

:blink:

 

[rushes]

A true gentleman would have offered her a nice warm bubble bath to get her relaxed first....