Banzai
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A Lady goes into the pharmacy and asks to buy some Cyanide. The Pharmacist asks "Why do you need Cyanide?" The Lady responds, "I want to kill my Husband." The Pharmacist says, "I cant sell you Cyanide to kill your Husband, it"s against the law and we will both go to jail. Absolutely Not!" The Lady pulls a Picture from her Purse, a picture of her Husband in bed with the Pharmacist's Wife. The Pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, thats different. You didn't tell me you had a Prescription."
